Savor the mental images (from will_porter)

[r_vecchio]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Taking my job into account, let's pretend you've seen me in the back of the car. Wearing cuffs. Raunchy, I know.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Indecent exposure.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

In New York? It's hard not to joke about big apples right now.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Really? I was thinking more around the Little Italy district.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, low blow. You got a motive to go with this crime?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

You left the door wide open on that one. I couldn't pass it up. And you're the criminal, how the hell should I know what you were thinking. I'm just an innocent bystander.

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

Stalking that started as crazy fangirling, er, fanboying.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about! I deny it all!

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

*giggle* You're denying a bit too much there, buddy.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

...I didn't do it?

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

It's okay if you want to stalk Orlando. I would if I weren't married to him.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't have to pretend, Ray ...

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Come on, Fraser. "Not apologising" doesn't exactly do much for my rep here. Vamp it up a little.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

... "Vamp"?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Is that not the right..? I don't know. I have a lot on my mind here, Fraser!

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

I don't understand, Ray. How would adding vampires to the situation improve it?

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

Dude, I've seen your shirts and I'm pretty sure the fashion police FBI has your picture all over their department.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Excuse me? There's nothing wrong with my shirts now.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

They look like a clown murder evidence.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I'm wearing a dark turtleneck, how is that clown murder evidence?

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

You're obviously trying to cover it up.

[bgus.livejournal.com]

You probably insulted someone important.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Granted. Insults don't usually lead to arrests though, Burt.

[bgus.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I bet soem security guards would take care of you if you get too near a president or a queen.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Because I live so close to both...

[bgus.livejournal.com]

We're making up, remember? It's an imaginary situation.

A judge could also take it seriously. Is that better, officer?