Savor the mental images (from will_porter)

[r_vecchio]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Taking my job into account, let's pretend you've seen me in the back of the car. Wearing cuffs. Raunchy, I know.

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Or maybe you're just slow.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

...That doesn't make any sense.

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Does to me.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Slow regarding what?

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You said it didn't make sense; stick with that and don't try to make sense of the nonsensical.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

But you just said it makes sense to you!

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It does.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Then share, for Christ sake.

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You clearly have me mistaken for someone a lot more generous.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Please.