Savor the mental images (from will_porter)

[r_vecchio]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Taking my job into account, let's pretend you've seen me in the back of the car. Wearing cuffs. Raunchy, I know.

Comments

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

It's okay if you want to stalk Orlando. I would if I weren't married to him.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I think I've come to terms with my stalking urges now. It took a while and a lot of SA group meetings but I think I'm finally at a point where I can bury the squeals deep, deep down and let out a manly "Hello" instead.

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

Aw, that's great! I'm proud of you, Ray. If you ever slip, though, I won't hold it against you.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.