Savor the mental images (from will_porter)

[r_vecchio]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Taking my job into account, let's pretend you've seen me in the back of the car. Wearing cuffs. Raunchy, I know.

Comments

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I'm not following-- what precisely would Ray be putting outside for me? I don't have any house plants, much to my regret ...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

... Wow.

You're lucky you're pretty.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Well, thank you kindly, and I do consider myself fortunate, yes. I'm told I take after my mother in appearance.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

No shit? Is the obliviousness inherited, too? Seems unlikely... If either of your parents thought plants when someone mentioned putting out, then I'm not sure you'd exist.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

The opportunity to ask them while they were alive never did seem to present itself, not that it ever occurred to me to do so. I'm sure you're more than capable of enlightening me on the meaning of the phrase, however.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Completely capable. I'm just not sure Ray would appreciate it.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Ah. Because he'd prefer to do it, perhaps?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Perhaps.