Savor the mental images (from will_porter)

[r_vecchio]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Taking my job into account, let's pretend you've seen me in the back of the car. Wearing cuffs. Raunchy, I know.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Indecent exposure.

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

Stalking that started as crazy fangirling, er, fanboying.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't have to pretend, Ray ...

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

Dude, I've seen your shirts and I'm pretty sure the fashion police FBI has your picture all over their department.

[bgus.livejournal.com]

You probably insulted someone important.