Savor the mental images (from will_porter)

[r_vecchio]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Taking my job into account, let's pretend you've seen me in the back of the car. Wearing cuffs. Raunchy, I know.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Indecent exposure.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

In New York? It's hard not to joke about big apples right now.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Really? I was thinking more around the Little Italy district.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, low blow. You got a motive to go with this crime?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

You left the door wide open on that one. I couldn't pass it up. And you're the criminal, how the hell should I know what you were thinking. I'm just an innocent bystander.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Catching it all on tape, I bet. There is very little that's innocent about you, Asher Talos.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

I'm not the one in the back of a cop car.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

That can be arranged.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Can it? 'Cause I've always wanted to have to burn a suit after sitting on a seat that was once used by crack whores and drunks...

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You think I let crack whores and drunks in my Riv? On my upholstery? No. But it does have a flashing light.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Hey, maybe you party hard when off duty, I don't know. Either way, your car isn't a cop car, it's just a car that belongs to a cop... with a flashing light.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

And a ton of room on the backseat.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

For multiple crack whores. Can't have just one, huh?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

There are no crack whores! Unless you are a whore and like cocaine. Why is this so hard to grasp?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

It isn't, I just like fucking with you.

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

Stalking that started as crazy fangirling, er, fanboying.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

...Hmm. I guess I am very fuckable.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about! I deny it all!

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

*giggle* You're denying a bit too much there, buddy.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

...I didn't do it?

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

It's okay if you want to stalk Orlando. I would if I weren't married to him.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I think I've come to terms with my stalking urges now. It took a while and a lot of SA group meetings but I think I'm finally at a point where I can bury the squeals deep, deep down and let out a manly "Hello" instead.

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

Aw, that's great! I'm proud of you, Ray. If you ever slip, though, I won't hold it against you.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Do you try to convince people of that often and then offer demonstrations if they don't believe you? If so, I think we've found your motive.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You mean you don't believe me?