Savor the mental images (from will_porter)

[r_vecchio]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Taking my job into account, let's pretend you've seen me in the back of the car. Wearing cuffs. Raunchy, I know.

Comments

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

Dude, I've seen your shirts and I'm pretty sure the fashion police FBI has your picture all over their department.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Excuse me? There's nothing wrong with my shirts now.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

They look like a clown murder evidence.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I'm wearing a dark turtleneck, how is that clown murder evidence?

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

You're obviously trying to cover it up.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I wear subtle, sophisticated clothes, Spencer. My brighter days are well behind me and the only way you could possibly know about them is if you went snooping in my closet when you were in my house.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

I don't snoop. I don't need to when a vision of you blinding a poor deaf dog wakes me up at 4 am. I think you gave him diabetes, man.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Dief's vision was pretty perfect, even after he saw my shirts, thank you very much.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

But the question is, how's Dief's vision now. It could be a slow blind process.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Go ask the Mountie.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

You don't have to feel so guilty about it, Ray. I mean, it is your fault, but dogs can be really forgiving.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You're an asshole. Now beat it.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

That's not fair!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

No, you know what's not fair? Having to listen to the crap that comes outta your mouth every, single fucking time you open it. Now I am having a really bad day and the last thing I need is to be talking to you, so if calling you an asshole gets me some peace and quiet then that's what I'm gonna do. Asshole.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

Ray, just because you're mad at yourself it doesn't mean you should be channelizing your frustration by calling me names. Karma can be a bitch, you know?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I can be a bigger bitch. Now go aw-- what the fuck? Why the hell would I be mad at myself?