You know what I like about Canadians? They're real easy to elbow out of the way.

1. Go back 10, 15, 20, or even more years.
2. Tell us how many years back you have traveled and why.
3. Pretend you have met yourself during that era, and tell us where you are.
4. You only have one "date" with this former self.
5. Answer these questions.

Alright, I'm feeling lazy so I'm gonna skip straight to number 5. And my younger self is uh, I dunno, say 17. Back in the 80s.

1. Would your younger self (YYS, from here) recognize you when you first meet?
He'd punch me over the lack of hair... I think my nose would give me away. MYS wasn't stupid.

2. Would YYS be surprised to discover what you are doing job wise?
Eh, I dunno. Not really, I guess. I always wanted to be a cop.

3. What piece of fashion advice would you give YYS?
You don't have to wear platforms with flares.

4. What do you think YYS is most going to want to know?
Whether I've got a hot babe on my arm. And whether I've lost my virginity yet...

5. How would you answer YYS's question?
Yes. And yes.

6. What would probably be the best thing to tell YYS?
Nothing. If I tell him something, his future's gonna change and I, y'know, kinda like where I am right now. Even if I'm not so fond of how I got here. Oh! Not to give Frannie my lottery ticket EVER. And to beware of chickens.

7. What is something that you probably wouldn't tell YYS?
That I'm a raging homo? Heh, Ryan Reynolds is pretty cool. Nah... Uh, I wouldn't tell him about Fraser or Asher. I wouldn't wanna spoil the surprises.

8. What do you think will most surprise YYS about you?
That would be Asher and the way I feel about him.

9. What do you think will least surprise YYS?
That I'm divorced.

10. At this point in your life, would YYS like to run into "you" from the future?
No. But only because I was an arrogant sob back then and wouldn't want some old guy telling me what to do.

1. The phone rings; who don't you want it to be?
Welsh, I guess, 'cause that normally means I gotta go back to work.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Not if I'm in a hurry.

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Eye-gouging has commenced, people. How some spend their entire lives as bankers, accountants or financial advisers is beyond me. It's weird there are so many since it's so SUICIDE WORTHY.


ETA: My calculator's broken!!

FRASER! ANYBODY! Somebody put me out my misery get me a calculator!

( while I wait for a calculator to magically appear )

Gooddddd, babies need an internal clock so they can keep quiet after 7pm. I know she's only two months old but "cute" stopped being an excuse for dirty diapers and screaming all night about one month, three weeks and a couple days ago. I need to get outta here.


Completely unrelated but:

You Could Be a Vampire... If You Had To

Like most people, the thought of being a vampire has crossed your mind. But you're not sure if you'd do it, even if you could. Living forever doesn't sound half bad, if you could live forever with the people you love the most. But do vampires even love? And would the vampire version of you even be you? It's all too much to contemplate. Luckily, the chances of you ever becoming a vampire are astronomically low. What you would like best about being a vampire: Living forever What you would like least about being a vampire: Blood stained teeth

I needed to look like I was doing something important on the laptop so Maria didn't ask me to burp little Rosa-Maria. Yep, she named her after my Ma. Sort of. To tell the truth, she's a bit creepy and gives me looks like only a mother could. Coming from something that's technically 0 years old, it's pretty disconcerting.

1. Answer each of the questions using the Flickr search engine.
2. Choose a photo from the first 3 pages.
3. Copy the URL of your favourite photos here.
4. Then share with the world.

First Name ♥ Favourite Food ♥ Hometown ♥ Favourite Color
Celebrity Crush ♥ Favourite Drink ♥ Dream Vacation ♥ Favourite Dessert
What I Want To Be When I Grow Up ♥ What I Love Most In The World
One Word That Describes Me ♥ My LiveJournal Name


( mine )

From: lieu_murphy

If you had me alone, locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you have me do?


Keep it clean! Some things are probably left best to the imagination...

Since most of us never stick to the New Years resolutions we set for ourselves, this year why not have friends and family recommend some for you. Comment here with suggestions, serious and silly, and then wait and see exactly which ones I decide to (try and) stick to!


...This guarantees nothing.