Savor the mental images (from will_porter)

[r_vecchio]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Taking my job into account, let's pretend you've seen me in the back of the car. Wearing cuffs. Raunchy, I know.

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For multiple crack whores. Can't have just one, huh?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

There are no crack whores! Unless you are a whore and like cocaine. Why is this so hard to grasp?

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It isn't, I just like fucking with you.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

...Hmm. I guess I am very fuckable.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Do you try to convince people of that often and then offer demonstrations if they don't believe you? If so, I think we've found your motive.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You mean you don't believe me?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

I didn't make a statement, I asked a question. If the answer to my question is yes, then the answer to yours is no. But feel free to demonstrate.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

No you do or no you don't?

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Don't.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Really. Well, my answer's no. Not often and not people. What's that make yours now?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Ask again later.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

After I exposed myself for you and everything. Tease.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

You'll get over it.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Mmm, promise?

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Just keep clear of the crack whores.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Gotcha, you portion-of-a-shoe-or-boot-upper-that-covers-the-instep-and-toes.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

...are you on crack?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Well, science has shown that the effects of love on the brain are similar to those of cocaine, but no, I'm not, you accompaniment-usually-improvised-consisting-of-a-succession-of-simple-chords.

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Stop doing that.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Stop doing what?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Copying and pasting the entries under vamp from dictionary.com.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Just as I was about to call you a seductive woman who uses her sensuality to exploit men. I was wondering where the word 'revamp' came from, that's all.

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Then I would have had to call you a-male-donkey.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Touche. You learn fast.

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Or maybe you're just slow.