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[r_vecchio]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Taking my job into account, let's pretend you've seen me in the back of the car. Wearing cuffs. Raunchy, I know.

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I have a Mountie as a partner, Fraser. I was in the 'not normal' category a long time ago.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

If 'not normal' means I got the highest solve rate in the station then I guess it ain't so bad. Plus, you know, you're not too bad either.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Well, thank you, Ray. That's very kind of you to say.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Yeah...well... Don't expect it every day. I'm a guy, I don't do mushy.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't worry, I make certain not to expect too much of anything from you on a daily basis, Ray.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

He not putting out for you, either, Mountie?

Canadians have needs, too, Vecchio.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I'm not following-- what precisely would Ray be putting outside for me? I don't have any house plants, much to my regret ...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

... Wow.

You're lucky you're pretty.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Well, thank you kindly, and I do consider myself fortunate, yes. I'm told I take after my mother in appearance.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

No shit? Is the obliviousness inherited, too? Seems unlikely... If either of your parents thought plants when someone mentioned putting out, then I'm not sure you'd exist.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

The opportunity to ask them while they were alive never did seem to present itself, not that it ever occurred to me to do so. I'm sure you're more than capable of enlightening me on the meaning of the phrase, however.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Completely capable. I'm just not sure Ray would appreciate it.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, shut up!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

What'd I do?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You're fucking with me again. Oh God...and now you've made the Mountie think.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

You're fuckable. Said it yourself. I think Red wants to test that, he just doesn't know it yet.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I do not need you to matchmake for me.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Great, because I'm not trying to.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Good! ...Wait...what? Why not?

And don't listen to a word that guy is saying. He's just bleached his head one too many times, okay.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

I already have your complete trust and support, Ray. What more could I possibly ask for?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You have my complete trust and support as long as we're not locked in a vault, lost in the wilderness, climbing up the outside of the Council Chambers or during countless other death defying stunts you like to pull.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

They weren't stunts, Ray. They were reasonable actions undertaken in the course of performing our duty as officers of the law. Are you saying you don't trust me?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I'm saying I'm not having this conversation with you again, not today.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Ah.