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[r_vecchio]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Taking my job into account, let's pretend you've seen me in the back of the car. Wearing cuffs. Raunchy, I know.

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

...You have no idea. I meant, you know, HYPE it up a little, don't make me sound like such a pansy.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Contempt of court is a pretty serious offense, Ray.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Please, it was hardly contempt of court. She was just shaking my peaches, that's all, proving a point. But who was right in the end, Fraser, huh, who?

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Well, it wasn't about being right, Ray.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

'Course it is. What is it you Mounties say? Maintain the Right! Tell me that's not about being right, Benny. It's all about who's right.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Well, it really means maintaining the Queen's Right, or the law, Ray, not being right.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Oh, nobody listens to the motto anyway.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

I listen to it, Ray.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Okay, nobody normal listens to the motto anyway.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

That's not true, Ray. You remembered it. Or does that place you in the 'not normal' category as well?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I have a Mountie as a partner, Fraser. I was in the 'not normal' category a long time ago.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

If 'not normal' means I got the highest solve rate in the station then I guess it ain't so bad. Plus, you know, you're not too bad either.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Well, thank you, Ray. That's very kind of you to say.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Yeah...well... Don't expect it every day. I'm a guy, I don't do mushy.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't worry, I make certain not to expect too much of anything from you on a daily basis, Ray.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

He not putting out for you, either, Mountie?

Canadians have needs, too, Vecchio.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I'm not following-- what precisely would Ray be putting outside for me? I don't have any house plants, much to my regret ...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

... Wow.

You're lucky you're pretty.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Well, thank you kindly, and I do consider myself fortunate, yes. I'm told I take after my mother in appearance.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, shut up!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

What'd I do?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Good! ...Wait...what? Why not?

And don't listen to a word that guy is saying. He's just bleached his head one too many times, okay.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

I already have your complete trust and support, Ray. What more could I possibly ask for?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You have my complete trust and support as long as we're not locked in a vault, lost in the wilderness, climbing up the outside of the Council Chambers or during countless other death defying stunts you like to pull.