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[r_vecchio]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Taking my job into account, let's pretend you've seen me in the back of the car. Wearing cuffs. Raunchy, I know.

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[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Catching it all on tape, I bet. There is very little that's innocent about you, Asher Talos.

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I'm not the one in the back of a cop car.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

That can be arranged.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Can it? 'Cause I've always wanted to have to burn a suit after sitting on a seat that was once used by crack whores and drunks...

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You think I let crack whores and drunks in my Riv? On my upholstery? No. But it does have a flashing light.

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Hey, maybe you party hard when off duty, I don't know. Either way, your car isn't a cop car, it's just a car that belongs to a cop... with a flashing light.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

And a ton of room on the backseat.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

For multiple crack whores. Can't have just one, huh?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

There are no crack whores! Unless you are a whore and like cocaine. Why is this so hard to grasp?

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It isn't, I just like fucking with you.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

...Hmm. I guess I am very fuckable.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Do you try to convince people of that often and then offer demonstrations if they don't believe you? If so, I think we've found your motive.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You mean you don't believe me?

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I didn't make a statement, I asked a question. If the answer to my question is yes, then the answer to yours is no. But feel free to demonstrate.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

No you do or no you don't?

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Don't.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Really. Well, my answer's no. Not often and not people. What's that make yours now?

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Ask again later.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

After I exposed myself for you and everything. Tease.

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You'll get over it.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Mmm, promise?

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Just keep clear of the crack whores.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Gotcha, you portion-of-a-shoe-or-boot-upper-that-covers-the-instep-and-toes.

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...are you on crack?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Well, science has shown that the effects of love on the brain are similar to those of cocaine, but no, I'm not, you accompaniment-usually-improvised-consisting-of-a-succession-of-simple-chords.