The artistic meme

[r_vecchio]

1. Open paint.
2. Close your eyes.
3. Draw a cat.


Since I pretty much excelled at that, I did a Riv as well. I opened my eyes to change the colors but I think I did pretty good. Door handles and everything.

Comments

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

Dude, is your cat okay?

Also, I'm loving little you in your little car. You're just spot on.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

It's got four legs, a tail and whiskers, it's fine.

I know. It's to scale as well. The arrow is supposed to be pointing at me but that's just a slight oversight.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

It looks like she's dizzy.

And you've drawn a little hair popping out of your head! And look at your nose! Amazing!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe she's just seen her reflection and is overwhelmed by how perfectly proportioned she looks.

I didn't give myself a nose. And that's not a hair, that's a ray from the cop light!

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

No, I'm sensing she's pregnant.

OH! Why wouldn't you give yourself a nose or any hair? I mean, we both know about your hair condition, but you still have some...

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

She's a virgin, so no, no kittens on the horizon.

Because I had my eyes closed!

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to burst your loving father bubble, but she's clearly pregnant. In fact, I think you should draw her kittens too.

That's why you don't have any eyes on the pic either?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

She's about as pregnant as you are.

Go make yourself useful and tell Asher the '71 Riv is not a block on wheels.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

'71 Riv? Yeah, that's pretty spot on... A block on wheels.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You ever seen one up close, been in one?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

It's just a bigger block on wheels up close.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Then you can't talk. She's a beauty, Asher. Think of the most beautiful thing you've seen and the most beautiful thing you've heard. Now turn it into a car. That's her.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

How sweet.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Did you come here just to provoke me?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Not initially. I just wanted to admire the kitty.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

Ray told me to tell you that the '71 Riv is not a block on wheels.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Yeah, it is.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

You really think so? Dude, the door handles are pretty convincing.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Yet I remain unconvinced.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

What about the red light? Adding the red gave it a realistic look.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

If you say so. I'm not allowed to speak negatively about the car anymore. Vecchio might cry.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

It's not meant to be. I had my eyes closed when drawing the arrow...

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

It's a little long. I had to open my eyes to draw myself in the driver's seat after, that's why I'm so well-proportioned.