The artistic meme

[r_vecchio]

1. Open paint.
2. Close your eyes.
3. Draw a cat.


Since I pretty much excelled at that, I did a Riv as well. I opened my eyes to change the colors but I think I did pretty good. Door handles and everything.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Why? You notice a problem with my social skills and stuff?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Your social skills are fine. Did you grow up with a slobbering beast on four legs as your best friend?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

My sister would rip your tongue out if she heard you say that.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Oh. I forgot about her. I guess if you didn't, you kinda do now.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

This coming from the hamster whisperer.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Peter's not my best friend. And neither he nor Fraser slobber. Least not in public, anyway.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Just in private, then?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Well, Peter doesn't. I can't speak for Fraser though. His daughter kind of does so maybe it runs in the family.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

...I think that's a baby thing, not a weird-ass-Mountie thing.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You might be right. She still has the weird Mountie stuff to pick up then. Actually, I'm pretty sure she licked my neck last time I held her, there was definite baby spit on it that hadn't been there before. Guess she inherited that.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

The weird-ass-Mountie licks your neck?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

What? No. No, he licks disgusting stuff. Like dirt. Probably licks K--never mind. The weird-ass Mountie has a name too, you know.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

First name Dudley, last name Do-Right?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

With a Benny Fraser somewhere in the middle of that, yeah.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Gotcha.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

What about you? Vampires can have kids, right. You ever thought about it?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Uh, no thanks.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

No little Limburger for you ever?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

No.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Because of what happened?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Because I was turned into a vampire and I'm pretty much as good as sterile? Yeah, that.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Oh... Is that only the pure born vamps that can have kids?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

More or less. They're also the only ones dumb enough to want to. It's all about preserving the bloodlines with them. Only way they can up their numbers without tainting themselves is to reproduce, and they do... but they don't age normally. Two-hundred year-old vampires who look like they're eleven... It's creepy.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

So...you wouldn't want to even if you could? Creepiness aside.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

No.