The artistic meme

[r_vecchio]

1. Open paint.
2. Close your eyes.
3. Draw a cat.


Since I pretty much excelled at that, I did a Riv as well. I opened my eyes to change the colors but I think I did pretty good. Door handles and everything.

Comments

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

Dude, is your cat okay?

Also, I'm loving little you in your little car. You're just spot on.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

It's got four legs, a tail and whiskers, it's fine.

I know. It's to scale as well. The arrow is supposed to be pointing at me but that's just a slight oversight.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

It looks like she's dizzy.

And you've drawn a little hair popping out of your head! And look at your nose! Amazing!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe she's just seen her reflection and is overwhelmed by how perfectly proportioned she looks.

I didn't give myself a nose. And that's not a hair, that's a ray from the cop light!

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

No, I'm sensing she's pregnant.

OH! Why wouldn't you give yourself a nose or any hair? I mean, we both know about your hair condition, but you still have some...

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

She's a virgin, so no, no kittens on the horizon.

Because I had my eyes closed!

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to burst your loving father bubble, but she's clearly pregnant. In fact, I think you should draw her kittens too.

That's why you don't have any eyes on the pic either?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

She's about as pregnant as you are.

Go make yourself useful and tell Asher the '71 Riv is not a block on wheels.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

Point kinda taken. I'd probably look pregnant too if you ever draw me.

Why me? It's your drawing, your journal and your vampire.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Probably.

I'm loaning all three out for the night.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

So, if I were pregnant in your picture that means your cat is pregnant too.

.... Fine. But you can keep Ashy-boy, really.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

No. I said you'd probably look pregnant, not that you are, moron.

You're too kind.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I'd doubt I'd be a female in your drawing, so, no chances of drawn by Ray!me to be pregnant for drawingly real. .... At least I hope so. Because, really, finding out you've drawn a female version of me would be ten times creepier than that time when I went to my Dad's place and... You know, I don't even want to think about it.

Does that mean that I can post in your journal for a night?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

.....whatever. No, you can't. Window of opportunity has now closed.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

.... But you said you were lending me your journal for a night if I supported your art! Dude, that's not fair!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Whoops?

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

You're a liar. And a perv.

And you smell.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

And you're a sore loser.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

And you're bald.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

According to you, I'm not.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

And according to your drawings, I'm pregnant.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Congratulations.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right. You can congratulate me after taking your italian spork out of my back.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I think it likes it right where it is.