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What REALLY Happened In London
Jan. 10th, 2008 11:04 pmI LOVE SPOO!!!! This is HILARIOUS! From the automatic drabble thingy:
Canadian Lang Syne
Ray sipped erotically at his drink and stood Canadian behind a Riviera. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel Italian and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how bald his hand got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Ray knew very well why he was at the party: to see Ren.
Ah, Ren. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his hot eye made Ray's heart beat like a ballboy who dropped his balls all over the tennis court at Wimbledon.
But tonight everyone was masked. Ray peered clumsily through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Ren. There, he thought, the man over by the Mountie, the green one with the fish mask. It had to be Ren. No one else could look so big-nosed, even in a fish mask.
He began to walk Ray's way and Ray started to panic. What if he actually talked to Ray?
Ren came right up to Ray and Ray thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," Ren said carefully. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the cop," Ray said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so tall.
Just then, a red voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Ray's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Ren might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Ren swept Ray into his arms, bent him outside the Consulate, and kissed Ray loudly, slipping him the tongue and groping his forehead.
Ray could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out huskily and pulled Ren's mask off his face. It was Ren! "I knew it was you," Ray said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Ren said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Ray watched him go. He would be right back, Ray was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.
And then they would fall in love.
***
NEW WORDS!
A Riviera In Time
On a naughy and sexy morning, Ray sat on a horse. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His ass ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Ren to love someone with a fast lip?
Secretively, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a seductive hard Mountie, all on a summer's day. I wish my Ren would sweep me, in his own pleasing way..."
"Do you?" Ren sat down beside Ray and put his hand on Ray's heart. "I think that could be arranged."
Ray gasped quickly. "But what about my fast lip?"
"I like it," Ren said noisily. "I think it's sweet."
They came together and their kiss was like Harry Potter when he got that big whopping scar on his forehead.
"I love you," Ray said lovingly.
"I love you too," Ren replied and swept him.
They bought a fish, moved in together, and lived silently ever after
Canadian Lang Syne
Ray sipped erotically at his drink and stood Canadian behind a Riviera. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel Italian and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how bald his hand got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Ray knew very well why he was at the party: to see Ren.
Ah, Ren. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his hot eye made Ray's heart beat like a ballboy who dropped his balls all over the tennis court at Wimbledon.
But tonight everyone was masked. Ray peered clumsily through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Ren. There, he thought, the man over by the Mountie, the green one with the fish mask. It had to be Ren. No one else could look so big-nosed, even in a fish mask.
He began to walk Ray's way and Ray started to panic. What if he actually talked to Ray?
Ren came right up to Ray and Ray thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," Ren said carefully. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the cop," Ray said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so tall.
Just then, a red voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Ray's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Ren might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Ren swept Ray into his arms, bent him outside the Consulate, and kissed Ray loudly, slipping him the tongue and groping his forehead.
Ray could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out huskily and pulled Ren's mask off his face. It was Ren! "I knew it was you," Ray said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Ren said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Ray watched him go. He would be right back, Ray was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.
And then they would fall in love.
***
NEW WORDS!
A Riviera In Time
On a naughy and sexy morning, Ray sat on a horse. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His ass ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Ren to love someone with a fast lip?
Secretively, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a seductive hard Mountie, all on a summer's day. I wish my Ren would sweep me, in his own pleasing way..."
"Do you?" Ren sat down beside Ray and put his hand on Ray's heart. "I think that could be arranged."
Ray gasped quickly. "But what about my fast lip?"
"I like it," Ren said noisily. "I think it's sweet."
They came together and their kiss was like Harry Potter when he got that big whopping scar on his forehead.
"I love you," Ray said lovingly.
"I love you too," Ren replied and swept him.
They bought a fish, moved in together, and lived silently ever after
