Ding dong merrily on high, fa-la-la-la-la-laaaa-la

[r_vecchio]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November ynez_castillo and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole will_porter's purse (30 points). In June I gave in_a_chinashop a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August I bought porn for ray__k (-10 points). Last month I stole onewingbloody's purse (-30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-65 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, r_vecchio

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Coal? But I bought Kowalski porn... why's that a negative??

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah. I think there's one piece left though. Wait, no, I had that already. Gee, sorry. You shoulda said something before.

Ooh, complimentary? It'd be rude not to. Lead the way, zoo keeper.

[onewingbloody.livejournal.com]

*sighs a long-suffering sigh* Humans. Oh well, don't blame me if anything. Um. Weird starts happening. You chew on heaven's bubble gum, you gotta take the consequences.

Right this way. Keep in mind any monkey poo you attempt to hurl at me will be lit on fire when it gets within a foot or so of me, and redirected your way.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

..like what? There was no warning label...

Moody... but thanks for the warning.

[onewingbloody.livejournal.com]

I dunno, it's not like we've got guidelines drawn up for how upstairs stuff is gonna interact with you guys. You tried blowing any bubbles yet?

It's moody to not want poo thrown at me?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Um, no... should I?

Yes! ...unless, no, yes it is!

[onewingbloody.livejournal.com]

*shrugs* Beats me. *is seen to back up just the same*

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Should I spit it out?