This is Ray Vecchio and I am OUTRAGED!

[r_vecchio]

I AM NOT FAT!!

My waist is 32". THAT is not FAT! Ask anybody, anybody! I don't even eat your stupid chocolate, Wonka! TAKE THAT, you fiendish toad. With bad hair! And oh, sweet Mary, the WORST glasses I have EVER seen in my ENTIRE life! And I'm gonna carry on eating cheeseburgers and polenta and waffles and calamari BECAUSE I LIKE IT!

So- you can just- just- go and be PURPLE somewhere else! Another Whipple-Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight will never again pass these lips. I'm on strike. That is all.


(Asher, point me towards Hershey.)

Comments

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

It's not all that matters, though. That's what I thought, but I thought it would be rude to point it out. We?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

What else matters? Hey, reservations aren't welcome, Ren. Jeez, you're just like Fraser used to be. If you got something to say, good or bad, just out with it. Generic.

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

The other person has to think it's a good reason as well. I'll try to speak my mind more often. Lots of people?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

If it was their idea in the first place, doesn't that mean they already think it's a good reason..? Hey, good. Thank you. Is that what generic means?

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

It's their idea that I want to keep them? It's one meaning. What meaning were you aiming for?

(ooc: I think he's gotten a little confused... Which isn't so hard to do, I guess...)

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Their idea for you to do whatever asked in order for you to keep 'em. I think that's what I meant. You've confused me!

[ooc: Hahaha, Ray's not confused. But he's pretending to be to get out of the whole "we/generic" thing! XD]