This is Ray Vecchio and I am OUTRAGED!

[r_vecchio]

I AM NOT FAT!!

My waist is 32". THAT is not FAT! Ask anybody, anybody! I don't even eat your stupid chocolate, Wonka! TAKE THAT, you fiendish toad. With bad hair! And oh, sweet Mary, the WORST glasses I have EVER seen in my ENTIRE life! And I'm gonna carry on eating cheeseburgers and polenta and waffles and calamari BECAUSE I LIKE IT!

So- you can just- just- go and be PURPLE somewhere else! Another Whipple-Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight will never again pass these lips. I'm on strike. That is all.


(Asher, point me towards Hershey.)

Comments

[dawn-thekey.livejournal.com]

Hey Ray,

I heard a bit about this. And no no you are NOT fat...my sister after killing something...and she does that ALOT...she would have more issues about that then you do im sure.

And if she ever asks...id lie

*hands you some non wonka candy*

I think your very fit, so hell, enjoy life!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Heeey, Dawn. *smiiiiiles. God, he's so suave *mun chokes**

Very fit, huh? *face falls* Wait, fit as in...healthy, or fit as in...fit?

[dawn-thekey.livejournal.com]

Sorry Ive been out of touch lately...you know me with the books and being all anti social and all that junk.

Fit as in healthy....and well fit...both...youve already been insulted clearly today your just you and your perfect the way you are!!.

(ooc Nikki linked me and you may have bene insulted but seriously the to of you were hilarious! your fat father? LMAO and the Ash and Anya duo was priceless!)

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Hey, school's important, Dee. Being anti-social now? Best time to do it.

Y'know, I'm starting to like you more and more! ;)

[ooc: Ahaha! Me insulted? I found it freaking hilarious! The way Ray reacted, I mean. I wasn't expecting it at all XDXDXD Ash and Anya are like...*eyes explode* She turns Asher into a soft little puppy in one sentence. Seriously, if the other vamps were watching? I bet they'd confiscate his fangs!]

[dawn-thekey.livejournal.com]

Yeah well, im really trying to be less anti-social. Basically ive got the friends I got, my sister *the nicer one...youve met her I believe* Pretty much the people in my life who aren't as busy with there lives are about as far as my friend chain goes.

its kinda sad really. I mean sure school is important but im 20 years old, I shouldnt be burying my face in a book every waking hour, I should be having a life now.

Awww....hey you mean you didn't like me before?

{ooc, well it really worked out well. I enjoyed the read LoL!!. Defanged Asher....still hot, but the fangs are a turn on....knowing Nikki she is prolly reading this and will chime in sooner or later lol)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

He hit a nerve, huh? He's a sideshow freak, that one.

Hershey, PA, Hershey Park or the candy itself?

Does Wonka have an unincorporated community within a township named after him and his candy? I bet not.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

No! He hit nothing! I'm just clearing a few things up. In case anyone listened to him. I agree. Big freak. Biggest one I've ever had the displeasure of conversing with.

CANDY!

Who cares? Important thing? I'M NOT FAT!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Freakier than the guy you just accused of jerking off his pet zonkey? Wow. He hit something, alright.

Candy!

Okay, okay, you're not fat... Jeez. Watch the mail, just ordered this for you. Smores in a box! That ought to keep you...not fat?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

He hit nothing. Hey, it's not an accusation if it's true.

Noooow we're talking.

You know, if you'd wanted to thank me for bring you and "Assay"...together, I woulda taken a hug instead. But...that looks nice and slimming. Cheers.

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

Ray? Whoever said that you were fat, Ray? You're not. You're perfect...

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Willy freakin' Wonka! Thanks... I wonder if he's in therapy...

ooc: Dawww!

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

I don't think that they normally put people in therapy just for saying that someone is overweight...

(ooc: Link me!)

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Not for that. For everything else. The freak-show bit maybe.

Linking!

[alan_shore]

Far be it from me to pass judgment, but I will say the oversized font isn't doing you any favors.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Measurements, Alan. Let's compare.

[alan_shore]

Ray, it's not healthy--especially not for someone like you, I'd imagine--to assess oneself only in relation to others. People have different body types, different metabolic rates...have you been reading a lot of Cosmo lately? That stuff'll decimate your self-esteem.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Scared?

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

Okay..this is just a small question, and I'm totally prepared for the backlash of it, but Ray...If you say you've never eaten his chocolate, then why at the end, did you say..um..why did you say that another Whipple-Scrumptious Fudemallow Delight will never pass your lips again?

*ducks*

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

...

I fell on one.

...

Duh.

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Okay..fine. I can sense you're still a little sore about it.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Sore? Oh, this is not sore, Mr Depp. I can show you sore if you like.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I have been wronged, mercilessly, scandalously, and I'm making it right, Francesca! It's slanderous. I could have him up on charges in a flash. Because I am not fat! I am not bald! Do I look like Homer Simpson to you?! And I am not a drama queen!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I was not a fat child! When I was two I mighta been a little chubby round the edges but it's not like you were around to notice.

What is this? Insult Ray Vecchio Day?