The artistic meme

[r_vecchio]

1. Open paint.
2. Close your eyes.
3. Draw a cat.


Since I pretty much excelled at that, I did a Riv as well. I opened my eyes to change the colors but I think I did pretty good. Door handles and everything.

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

If this wasn't you talking, I'd take that as a compliment.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

So pretend it's someone else.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Alright. I thank them for the compliment then. D'you at least like my virgin cat?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

It... looks like it was run over by the car, but yeah. That's part of its charm.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Want me to draw you with my eyes closed and see if you come out just as charming?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Knock yourself out.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Okay, bear in mind this is only my first attempt. And I forgot to give you ears.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

I look like a dinosaur...

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Dinosaurs don't have clavicles.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

I look like Dennis Hopper in that live action Super Mario movie. Know what he turned out to be? A dinosaur.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I think you look slick. Nice belt, shoes, and okay, it looks like you're being pick-pocketed and I think I miscounted your fingers there but I did give you a pretty generous zipper.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

So I'm a dinosaur dancing to Thriller with a big crotch... Fantastic.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

That's your charm. And gimme a break, I couldn't see what I was drawing. I only opened my eyes two or three times.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

I'd rather be roadkill kitty.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

So we'll call her Asher instead.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Asher's not a girl name.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

It's...unisex?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

No, it isn't.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe not originally. You can name a kid Cheese nowadays and no-one bats an eyelid.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

If you ever come by one of those is that what you plan to name it? Cheese?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Cheese Vecchio? Hell no, I can do better than that. I think they're meant to be named after fruit these days.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Maybe Cheese is the next trend. You'd be ahead of the curve.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

One of Maria's kid's got a friend called Brie. I think it's short for Brianna though.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Tame, even if it wasn't short for that. If you're gonna go that way, then you gotta go all in, like... Limburger or Gorgonzola. Parmigiano-Reggiano seems a bit cliche for an Italian.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

And mean. They gotta learn how to write it some day, remember. And Limburger's just asking to have a stinky kid. What about Stilton? That's not bad, 'cept with a name like that he sounds like he's grown up in Bel Air.