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Dude, is your cat okay?
Also, I'm loving little you in your little car. You're just spot on.
Also, I'm loving little you in your little car. You're just spot on.
It's got four legs, a tail and whiskers, it's fine.
I know. It's to scale as well. The arrow is supposed to be pointing at me but that's just a slight oversight.
I know. It's to scale as well. The arrow is supposed to be pointing at me but that's just a slight oversight.
It looks like she's dizzy.
And you've drawn a little hair popping out of your head! And look at your nose! Amazing!
And you've drawn a little hair popping out of your head! And look at your nose! Amazing!
Well, maybe she's just seen her reflection and is overwhelmed by how perfectly proportioned she looks.
I didn't give myself a nose. And that's not a hair, that's a ray from the cop light!
I didn't give myself a nose. And that's not a hair, that's a ray from the cop light!
'71 Riv? Yeah, that's pretty spot on... A block on wheels.
No, I'm sensing she's pregnant.
OH! Why wouldn't you give yourself a nose or any hair? I mean, we both know about your hair condition, but you still have some...
OH! Why wouldn't you give yourself a nose or any hair? I mean, we both know about your hair condition, but you still have some...
She's a virgin, so no, no kittens on the horizon.
Because I had my eyes closed!
Because I had my eyes closed!
I'm sorry to burst your loving father bubble, but she's clearly pregnant. In fact, I think you should draw her kittens too.
That's why you don't have any eyes on the pic either?
That's why you don't have any eyes on the pic either?
She's about as pregnant as you are.
Go make yourself useful and tell Asher the '71 Riv is not a block on wheels.
Go make yourself useful and tell Asher the '71 Riv is not a block on wheels.
You ever seen one up close, been in one?
Point kinda taken. I'd probably look pregnant too if you ever draw me.
Why me? It's your drawing, your journal and your vampire.
Why me? It's your drawing, your journal and your vampire.
It's just a bigger block on wheels up close.
Then you can't talk. She's a beauty, Asher. Think of the most beautiful thing you've seen and the most beautiful thing you've heard. Now turn it into a car. That's her.
Probably.
I'm loaning all three out for the night.
I'm loaning all three out for the night.
So, if I were pregnant in your picture that means your cat is pregnant too.
.... Fine. But you can keep Ashy-boy, really.
.... Fine. But you can keep Ashy-boy, really.
Ray told me to tell you that the '71 Riv is not a block on wheels.
No. I said you'd probably look pregnant, not that you are, moron.
You're too kind.
You're too kind.
Did you come here just to provoke me?
Not initially. I just wanted to admire the kitty.
And that means you gotta insult my car?
Yeah, but I'd doubt I'd be a female in your drawing, so, no chances of drawn by Ray!me to be pregnant for drawingly real. .... At least I hope so. Because, really, finding out you've drawn a female version of me would be ten times creepier than that time when I went to my Dad's place and... You know, I don't even want to think about it.
Does that mean that I can post in your journal for a night?
Does that mean that I can post in your journal for a night?
Now who's sensitive?
You really think so? Dude, the door handles are pretty convincing.
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