The artistic meme

[r_vecchio]

1. Open paint.
2. Close your eyes.
3. Draw a cat.


Since I pretty much excelled at that, I did a Riv as well. I opened my eyes to change the colors but I think I did pretty good. Door handles and everything.

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Then you can't talk. She's a beauty, Asher. Think of the most beautiful thing you've seen and the most beautiful thing you've heard. Now turn it into a car. That's her.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

How sweet.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Did you come here just to provoke me?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Not initially. I just wanted to admire the kitty.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

And that means you gotta insult my car?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Now who's sensitive?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You insult my car, you insult me. It's a matter of pride and loyalty, not sensitivity.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

It's a car.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

It's all I got. Unless you wanna start insulting my Ma but I warn ya, I don't take even this kindly to it. Wanna know what my Pop used to say? A man without a car is nothing. I haven't just got a car. I got the car, Asher.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Why would I insult your mother?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You insulted my car and you know I love it. I figured with that done, you'd move up the list to the next thing I love.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Well, you're wrong. Again. I, for one, am shocked.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Well, so are you. The Riv's not a block, never was, never will be. But fine, stick to your limousines and Mercedes and Bentleys or whatever else you get driven around in. You're missing out.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

I'll just settle for living vicariously through you.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

If this wasn't you talking, I'd take that as a compliment.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

So pretend it's someone else.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Alright. I thank them for the compliment then. D'you at least like my virgin cat?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

It... looks like it was run over by the car, but yeah. That's part of its charm.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Want me to draw you with my eyes closed and see if you come out just as charming?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Knock yourself out.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Okay, bear in mind this is only my first attempt. And I forgot to give you ears.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

I look like a dinosaur...

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Dinosaurs don't have clavicles.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

I look like Dennis Hopper in that live action Super Mario movie. Know what he turned out to be? A dinosaur.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I think you look slick. Nice belt, shoes, and okay, it looks like you're being pick-pocketed and I think I miscounted your fingers there but I did give you a pretty generous zipper.