Savor the mental images (from will_porter)

[r_vecchio]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Taking my job into account, let's pretend you've seen me in the back of the car. Wearing cuffs. Raunchy, I know.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Great, because I'm not trying to.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? Then what the fuck are you doing insinuating what you're insinuating?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Oh, don't worry, I make certain not to expect too much of anything from you on a daily basis, Ray.

Come on. He sounds like a bitchy chick who needs to get laid... It was aimed at you, so I just put the two together.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You were never very good at math, were you?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

I know the basics.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You might be a quick learner but you're definitely not thorough.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Shut up and bend him over a desk. It'll do you both good.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You're disgusting.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

I've been called worse.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Isn't that something to be proud of. Don't talk about Fraser like that. He's not like you and me.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Human. Vampire. So, he's an alien?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

He's Canadian and he's Fraser. That's enough. You don't fuck with a guy like him, not about stuff like that. You just don't do it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Maybe you don't. I'm not you.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

And now I'm asking you not to either.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

You weren't asking, you were telling. And now I'm telling you to go fuck yourself.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You really expect any different when you just told me to go bend my best friend over a fucking desk? You got some nerve, Asher. You go fuck yourself 'cause you sure ain't fuckable right now.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

What I expect isn't the issue. Don't call it one thing when it's something completely different.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I was asking. Telling hadn't gotten me anywhere.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Like fuck you were.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You wanted me to say please again? Huh? You like hearing that?

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Conversation over.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Don't miss me too much.