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Ray Vecchio ([personal profile] r_vecchio) wrote2008-11-12 11:03 pm
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Savor the mental images (from [livejournal.com profile] will_porter)



If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Taking my job into account, let's pretend you've seen me in the back of the car. Wearing cuffs. Raunchy, I know.

[identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Granted. Insults don't usually lead to arrests though, Burt.

[identity profile] bgus.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. I bet soem security guards would take care of you if you get too near a president or a queen.

[identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I live so close to both...

[identity profile] bgus.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
We're making up, remember? It's an imaginary situation.

A judge could also take it seriously. Is that better, officer?

[identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
It's detective and we're not "making up". Chicks do that. Are you a chick?

[identity profile] bgus.livejournal.com 2008-11-17 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Making up as in inventing, Mr Smar mouth.