Savor the mental images (from will_porter)

[r_vecchio]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Taking my job into account, let's pretend you've seen me in the back of the car. Wearing cuffs. Raunchy, I know.

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Good! ...Wait...what? Why not?

And don't listen to a word that guy is saying. He's just bleached his head one too many times, okay.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

I already have your complete trust and support, Ray. What more could I possibly ask for?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You have my complete trust and support as long as we're not locked in a vault, lost in the wilderness, climbing up the outside of the Council Chambers or during countless other death defying stunts you like to pull.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

They weren't stunts, Ray. They were reasonable actions undertaken in the course of performing our duty as officers of the law. Are you saying you don't trust me?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I'm saying I'm not having this conversation with you again, not today.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Ah.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Don't ah me.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

I didn't 'ah' you. I was merely indicating that I understood that you appeared to be frustrated for some reason with my current line of inquiry.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I don't appear to be frustrated, Fraser! I am frustrated!

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Ah.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Shut up shut up shut up!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

...Christ, Fraser. I'm sorry. I'm just, I'm having a bad day.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

That's all right, Ray. What's troubling you? Is it anything I can help with?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Jackasses are beyond help, Benny.