North Query

[r_vecchio]

In North, Ray and Benny get on the plane and Ray immediately sets about getting his Walkman out of his pocket and untangling his headphones, right? All agreed? Agreed. Then Dief sticks his snout in Ray's neck, Ray succumbs and gets up to find food for the wolf. A few cut away shots later, Ray is sitting back down again, tells Dief not to bug him and carries on trying to untangle the headphones to listen to some music. Agreed? Agreed.

Why, then, does Fraser say two seconds later, in the same scene, that they've been flying for TWO HOURS. How long does it take a guy to get up and find some nuts?! Jeez, if I was Dief, I woulda eaten Ray just to stave off imminent starvation.

Also? I'm back at college, babies!

Comments

[lipstickcat.livejournal.com]

Perhaps Ray just has real trouble with untangling wires...

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Ah, but Ren'd tell you he has real nimble fingers! :P

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

..... Which apparently taste good too....

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

o_o

[lipstickcat.livejournal.com]

He has a mug of hot chocolate and is hunched over the table in my head (it's snowing outside in my head as well.... I think my brain's getting festive...) telling me things about Ray's long, slender fingers and how Ren likes to just suck them slowly, one at a time, and lick over the knuckles, and the soft sounds that he can make Ray groan, just by swirling his tongue....

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Okay, TMI. I've just had dinner.

And the mental images of Ray when Turnbull did that for the first time, before it got good, are HILARIOUS. Much of it is based around this icon. XD

[lipstickcat.livejournal.com]

Oh, trust me. Ray would love it....

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Ray would be wondering whether Ren picked up that neat little trick from Dief...

[lipstickcat.livejournal.com]

Ewwwww....

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Exactly!

[lipstickcat.livejournal.com]

It's not!

I do not want to launch into TMI territory here. But it is soooo not the same. o_O

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Oy, and now I'm remembering that bestality play I saw two weeks ago. It was about a goat. Called Sylvia Plath.

[lipstickcat.livejournal.com]

OMG!!!! I AM ACTUALLY FACEPALMING HERE!!!!

Nononononononono. No. No. Nononononononono. Noooooooooooooo!!!!!

Uh. Was the play any good?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

*cackle*

Not really. The American accents sucked. The girl/wife spent the entire play screaming her lungs out and the boy looked like something out of Kevin and Perry. The dead - stuffed goat that came on at the end was okay though. I'd been promised a live goat on stage though so I was disappointed. It was the only reason I went!

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

At least it didn't poo on stage then....

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

:( Shame.

OMG, there is so much NOISE upstairs! And the windows just shuddered over and over again in a very embarrassing manner and pattern.

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

Hang on. You were all "eewwwww goat poop!" before...

O.O Quick! put on some music! *cringes*

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Yeah but a goat pooing on stage? Would have been ENTERTAINMENT compared to what we had to sit through. Oh! The son and father did make out though. Some people liked that. I actually gasped out loud and hid my face. Maybe they were laughing at that. Hmm.

I have! Take That! Thay should douse the suckers! Nobody can be horny with this playing!!

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

Uh. Because I really do feel the need to not look like a complete freak to anybody else reading, I'm going to subject you to the TMI I was sparing you. I blame you entirely ;P But hey, after the goat thing, this is nothing...

Eh. I'm pretty confident Ray would go crazy for the finger sucking because Colin did.... Unless Col was a complete freak.

.... But at least he's not a goat.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Ack, that wasn't as bad as I feared.

And Ray is like Colin..?

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

Yes. That's why I felt the need to clarify o_O

No, not at all, thank god. I think I'd be steering Ren away from Ray if he was anything like Colin. However, they are both men.

[dead-bob-rcmp.livejournal.com]

As is Bob but he says the only way he'd have a set of fingers in his mouth, other than his own, is if there was the risk of frostbite.

Or he was re-enacting his son's rendezvous with Victoria up on that mountain. Not...that he ever does that...

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

o_O

Why would he-? OMG, that's really really really creepy.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

*shrugs* I dunno. It's Bob. Don't ask me.

[lipstickcat.livejournal.com]

.... OH.... It is snowing!!!! XD

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I should hope so. It's cold enough to.

[lipstickcat.livejournal.com]

Wasn't that cold this morning when I was running around wrestling with goats... Though the goats seemed cold XD


...Also, I was just eating a SOFT chocolate, and a chip of my tooth has come out o_O

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Did it have a nut inside?

[lipstickcat.livejournal.com]

Nooooooo, it was soft.

A couple of years ago I did the same thing on the other side - I was eating a jelly tot and my tooth just disintergrated! Turns out I still had two of my baby teeth - they never fell out and they've rotted from the inside out 'coz they shouldn't be there any more. They pulled the one that suffered at the hands of a child's sweet, but said they'd leave the other one until it caused trouble. Which, uh, I guess would be now....

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Soft ones have nuts inside...

You still have a baby tooth?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

[lipstickcat.livejournal.com]

... half a baby tooth now XD

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Strange-o.

[lipstickcat.livejournal.com]

*shrugs*

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

*points to comment above* She beat me to it.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

*points to reply above* Ask Ren.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

They slipped into a wormhole. Duh.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I see... And when did they come out of it?

[fraser-rcmp.livejournal.com]

Uh..this IS due South we're talking about, so I don't know if they ever did come out o_O

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Oh, okay. So this clearly wasn't the first wormhole they'd fallen into then 'cause if it is, then, wow, they did well to get as far as North before tumbling into one. There must be wormholes in wormholes in wormholes...



Nope, they'll never get out.

[snoopypez.livejournal.com]

kjfdgfl;jfds;lgj Okay, I never ever thought of this. But this post is cracking me up. XD

(I was also amused at Ray calling me "Ms Pez")

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Heh, the amusement never ceases with us! :D

(Lol! Means he thinks ya first name's "Snoopy" :P)

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

holliwud1888 at aol dot com

Ray totally claims to have "roughed Shawn up" not beaten him up! XD

Ray: I shoved him once! Not my fault if he ricocheted off the bookcase and back into my hands a coupla times. And who leaves a bike in the middle of the room, anyone coulda tripped over it.

He's so gonna use that as an excuse... XD

[diefenbaker1.livejournal.com]

Jeez, if I was Dief, I woulda eaten Ray just to stave off imminent starvation.

Mmmmmm. *gets ideas*

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

.....................................don't even think about it, wolf. There's more meat on Fraser, anyway.

[diefenbaker1.livejournal.com]

You taste better.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Naturally.

I mean, what?! Why? How would you know?

[diefenbaker1.livejournal.com]

Why do you think I like to lick you? Mmmmm... Italian. Tasty.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

*eyes widen* I am not an appetiser! *keeps his hands where Dief can see them, slow and steady movements* And I don't take kindly to that tongue of yours so you can just keep it to yourself.