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It has been rumored that vampires are sexless creatures, no longer interested in sexual intercourse either with normal mortals, or even other Kindred.

Huh, well, that's a shame.

At least it gets better the further you read on.

Although not being totally alive does complicate courtship and copulation...

I think that might be my favorite line.

No, wait. Problems encountered by the average vamp:
 
Lack of Proper Blood Circulation: This is a bigger problem for males rather than females, for obvious reasons...

That's just topped it.

To end on a sad, yet highly amusing note, remember: "Mortals are for chewing, not for screwing."

ooc: I...apologise for Ray. I don't think I can say much more than that...XD

Date: 2007-11-01 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/
'Kindred'?

I couldn't force myself to read much beyond that. Brings back awful memories of the show.

If I were the sort of vampire who lacked 'proper blood circulation'...and a pulse in general, I'm sure this would pull some kinda reaction from me. As things are, though, I'm not, and it doesn't.

Date: 2007-11-01 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
I didn't write it.

Oh, you should. It's a great read.

That's reaction enough for me. Are you cold?

Date: 2007-11-01 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/
We're not your basic 98.6 degrees if that's what you mean.

Date: 2007-11-01 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
Just wanna know if I need to wear an extra layer when around you.

Date: 2007-11-01 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/
Extra? ...one would be pushing it, if you ask me, never mind your crazy speak about 'extra'.

Date: 2007-11-03 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
I'm hoping speed isn't your philosophy throughout.

Date: 2007-11-03 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/
Hah, no. No need to worry about that.

Date: 2007-11-03 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/
He's got nothing to do with it.

Date: 2007-11-03 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
Yoga in the evenings? Be one with yourself. Get your heads together.

Date: 2007-11-03 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/
Something like that.

Date: 2007-11-01 04:25 am (UTC)
ext_10634: (dS | happy making)
From: [identity profile] snoopypez.livejournal.com
aaaahahaha, WIN. I love you Ray.

Date: 2007-11-01 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
And he loves you too for immortalising his prettiness forever and ever and ever! And, y'know, he aims to please. :P

Date: 2007-11-01 04:31 am (UTC)
ext_10634: (dS | vecchio)
From: [identity profile] snoopypez.livejournal.com
Hee! It was myyyy pleasure. ;P He knows how to repay me. ::snort::

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