I Am A Human Magic 8 Ball. Come Shake Me People

[r_vecchio]

1 question...
1 chance...
1 honest answer...

That's all you get. Ask me one question. Any one question, anything, no matter how crazy it is. An honest answer. No catch.

Well, okay, there's just one. All comments will be screened so your question stays private between you and me, and only you will get to see my answer to your question. But I dare you to repost this and see what people ask you.  

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Sorry! People reading this? Pretend it's screened!!

So you're saying be direct? That's the only way to get through all the bad hair and thick skull of his?

Okay. How 'bout this...

"Asher... *suave toss of head* Come here, you...man. Vampire. *wince* Sorry. And do *suave toss of head* ...things to me!"

Impressive, huh?

[snoopypez.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah, brilliant. Did you miss where I said to say "HAVE SEX WITH ME NOW"? Liiittle more direct than your way.


_{jkfjjflkdjf hilarity. XD}

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Ohh, okay. Lemme try again.

"Asher. With. Sex. Now. Here. I mean. Me. With. Sex. Here. Uh...Have. Now. ...Want?"

He gets me all tongue-tied so I sound like a needy caveman... *sigh*

How about:

"Ash. We're having sex right now whether you like it or not. But I guarantee, you will love it. No discussion, no argument, no evasion. No clothes. *grin* Let's get this party started."

[snoopypez.livejournal.com]

THERE you go! The second one, not the caveman one, I mean. Perfect! :D Now get on that. It has to happen.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Right now?

[snoopypez.livejournal.com]

Why not? :D