r_vecchio: (rayv squint)
Ray Vecchio ([personal profile] r_vecchio) wrote2006-11-17 10:20 pm
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Ding dong merrily on high, fa-la-la-la-la-laaaa-la

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November [livejournal.com profile] ynez_castillo and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [livejournal.com profile] will_porter's purse (30 points). In June I gave [livejournal.com profile] in_a_chinashop a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] ray__k (-10 points). Last month I stole [livejournal.com profile] onewingbloody's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-65 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
r_vecchio

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Coal? But I bought Kowalski porn... why's that a negative??

[identity profile] ray--k.livejournal.com 2006-11-23 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, I still think of you as a royal pain in the ass, too. So I guess we're still exactly where we're supposed to be, right?

[identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com 2006-11-23 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
A royal one, huh? Wow, I think I've surpassed myself. That's probably where we're supposed to be.

[identity profile] ray--k.livejournal.com 2006-11-23 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
It's a good place to be, I think. We're both pains in the ass. It works.