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[r_vecchio]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November ynez_castillo and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole will_porter's purse (30 points). In June I gave in_a_chinashop a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August I bought porn for ray__k (-10 points). Last month I stole onewingbloody's purse (-30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-65 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, r_vecchio

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Coal? But I bought Kowalski porn... why's that a negative??

Comments

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Now I know why you wanted to come for Thanksgiving.

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, you gave me what?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Well if you're gonna be that stupidly honest, then maybe you deserve the coal...

[onewingbloody.livejournal.com]

I'd like my purse back, please.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Man, you're a good cop! Um, but my lipstick was missing from my purse...

[ray--k.livejournal.com]

I think porn is a good thing. I think you'd get great presents for buying me porn.