r_vecchio: (rayv squint)
Ray Vecchio ([personal profile] r_vecchio) wrote2006-11-17 10:20 pm
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Ding dong merrily on high, fa-la-la-la-la-laaaa-la

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November [livejournal.com profile] ynez_castillo and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [livejournal.com profile] will_porter's purse (30 points). In June I gave [livejournal.com profile] in_a_chinashop a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] ray__k (-10 points). Last month I stole [livejournal.com profile] onewingbloody's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-65 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
r_vecchio

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Coal? But I bought Kowalski porn... why's that a negative??

[identity profile] ynez-castillo.livejournal.com 2006-11-17 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I know why you wanted to come for Thanksgiving.

[identity profile] in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com 2006-11-17 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, you gave me what?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/ 2006-11-18 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Well if you're gonna be that stupidly honest, then maybe you deserve the coal...

[identity profile] onewingbloody.livejournal.com 2006-11-18 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like my purse back, please.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-11-18 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Man, you're a good cop! Um, but my lipstick was missing from my purse...
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[identity profile] ray--k.livejournal.com 2006-11-20 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I think porn is a good thing. I think you'd get great presents for buying me porn.