Ding dong merrily on high, fa-la-la-la-la-laaaa-la

[r_vecchio]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November ynez_castillo and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole will_porter's purse (30 points). In June I gave in_a_chinashop a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August I bought porn for ray__k (-10 points). Last month I stole onewingbloody's purse (-30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-65 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, r_vecchio

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Coal? But I bought Kowalski porn... why's that a negative??

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Doesn't surpise me but I guess I appreciate your honesty.

D'you think he even knows how to do that? Why're you praying that he's not that stupid? Frannie may be high maintanence as hell but she's still my sister. Turnbull could find a lot worse than her.

[ray--k.livejournal.com]

For his own safety, I'm praying he didn't do anything stupid. 'Cause after you were through with him, I dunno how much would be left for me to push around.

He could do a hell of a lot worse than Frannie. But, way I see it? Whoever got her pregnant didn't even bother to stick around, so they ain't even tryin' to see how good it could be.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's possible to push around a hat.

Frannie didn't deserve that but she's having a kid so..she's happy, I guess. She doesn't really realize how tough it'll be being a single mom though. Not that I'd know about that but, y'know, hard.

[ray--k.livejournal.com]

Well, she's got family. That's a big support a lot of single mums don't get. She's got your mum and you and your sister and Tony and, uh... me. I know I'm not family, but... well, y'know, you get close.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Not family? Are you kidding me? Jesus Christ, I am never gonna say this again but my Ma kinda, y'know, thinks she's got three sons now. Which, fuck, does not do my mind any good. At all.

Just so you know, I still think of you as a pain in the ass.

[ray--k.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, I still think of you as a royal pain in the ass, too. So I guess we're still exactly where we're supposed to be, right?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

A royal one, huh? Wow, I think I've surpassed myself. That's probably where we're supposed to be.

[ray--k.livejournal.com]

It's a good place to be, I think. We're both pains in the ass. It works.