Ding dong merrily on high, fa-la-la-la-la-laaaa-la

[r_vecchio]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November ynez_castillo and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole will_porter's purse (30 points). In June I gave in_a_chinashop a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August I bought porn for ray__k (-10 points). Last month I stole onewingbloody's purse (-30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-65 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, r_vecchio

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Coal? But I bought Kowalski porn... why's that a negative??

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Resist! You give in to temptation real easy, don't ya?

What's up with meet and greet? I did it for Fraser once..actually, yeah, that wasn't so much fun. But I would've thought you'd be into that. Saying I wouldn't wanna know makes my mind wander and I don't like wandering minds.

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry! Happy face is my weakness!

I do enjoy interaction with the public, but I don't enjoy watching their faces glaze over when all I'm attempting to do is be helpful. People would rather I just smile vacantly and "keep it short". It gets quite demoralising. *sighs* Very well. Remember that you asked. It is not so much the thinking about him that relaxes me, as the overall feeling of being completely spent after I've finished thinking about him.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You got a lotta weaknesses, Ren.

Well, you're a Mountie. Half your job is to look like a toy soldier. The other half? Act Canadian. Somewhere in between you got your cop work. Why don't you do something to, I dunno, make you feel more like an officer. Go to the range or something, get a bit of aggression out. I didn't ask! Shut the fuck up about feeling - stuff after. Oh God, I'm gonna die...


[ooc: OMG! You just made Ray FAINT! ooooh...]

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

It seems that I am a weak man.

I quite like that idea, Ray. It's been a long time since I've been able to practise on a shooting range. Do you think the Chicago Police Department would be amiable to allowing me to use their facilities? I said you wouldn't want to know

(ooc: LOL! I'm pretty close to fainting thinking about it myself! *gets dreamy look on her face* Ren's getting excited about the idea of being all macho with a gun now.)

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You uh, licensed to carry a firearm over here? I think it'd be better coming from the Dragon Lady. Get her to give Welsh a call, he should okay once all the legal crap is outta the way. But I don't see why not. You're an officer working in the States so the process should operate pretty much the same way as us. I never wanna know, okay? Just so we're clear.

[ooc: Lol... mmm, Kowalski... Ren macho with a gun, that's pure gold!! hehehe!]