Ding dong merrily on high, fa-la-la-la-la-laaaa-la

[r_vecchio]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November ynez_castillo and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole will_porter's purse (30 points). In June I gave in_a_chinashop a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August I bought porn for ray__k (-10 points). Last month I stole onewingbloody's purse (-30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-65 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, r_vecchio

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Coal? But I bought Kowalski porn... why's that a negative??

Comments

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

CPD was one of the big ones and uh, doesn't matter what the others are until I reach 'em.

We had a conversation. Sounds pretty simple, huh?

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Let me know if there's anything I can do to help, okay?

Simple is usually effective.

I'm glad you two are talking.

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Yeah, 'course I will. And, hey if I can, y'know, help you figure out some of your goals then all you gotta do is ask, okay?

Not that effective in my experience.

Better than knocking eachother out, right?

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Well, I know what my goals used to be. Did I ever tell you about my dissertation?

Maybe you use a different type of simple than I do.

Or shooting each other.

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Yeah but I'd like to hear more.

I think you might be right.

Now that'd be a waste of bullets.

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

I don't know why I bother with a strikeout.

I'm supposed to be writing my dissertation, but I haven't been. For months now.

A waste of people I care about, too.

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

D'you know why you've stopped writing it?

Yeah maybe that too.

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Just stuck. Totoally, completely, dead in the water.

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Yeah but d'you know why you're stuck?

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

I suppose I could figure it out if I tried. I do't know if it would help.

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I think it might help. Then you can figure out why you wanted to do it in the first place.

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

It was a long time ago. Everything was different then.

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

It reminds you of you and Carlos.

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

It does.

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You don't think he'd want you to finish what you started?

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

I think there are lots of things he would have wanted.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Like what?

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

jesucristo!

Like to not get killed. Like to have a family. Like to have a life.

...

Yes, he would have wanted me to move on.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Which of those do you want yourself?

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

No fair, Ray.

...

I wish he hadn't been killed, but he was. What else am I supposed to say?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Why isn't that a fair question?

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Because.

...

He was killed and that changed everything I ever wanted.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

It's pretty obvious you wanted all those things back then but what I asked was what ones you still want.

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

I can't talk about this, Ray.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Okay