Ding dong merrily on high, fa-la-la-la-la-laaaa-la

[r_vecchio]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November ynez_castillo and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole will_porter's purse (30 points). In June I gave in_a_chinashop a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August I bought porn for ray__k (-10 points). Last month I stole onewingbloody's purse (-30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-65 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, r_vecchio

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Coal? But I bought Kowalski porn... why's that a negative??

Comments

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

I feel bad for you. That's all.

I'll just do that, then. He'll figure out what you need for Christmas.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Okay, well, try not to, yeah? 'Cause I don't wanna make you feel bad.

Toy train set. Uh, yeah, I'm sure he'll find something that I want.

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

I know you don't. I just don't like it that you're hurting. But I understand.

Anything else? I'm sure he will.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Make-up set, LEGO, dress up Barbie, Action Man! Uh, coloring set and I'll let you know anything else I think of...

Can Santa read minds?

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Make up set? Dress up Barbie? Is there something you need to tell me, Ray?

I think so, yes.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

That I'm a big kid at heart? ...who likes girly games? Oh, Christ.

Uh oh.

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

You said it.

Have you been naughty or nice?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Don't tell anyone.

A lot little bit of both. How 'bout you?

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Your secrets are always safe with me, Ray. You might want to mention this one to your shrink, though.

Mostly nice, I think. I don't know for sure.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I tell that to Dinosaur Guy and chances are it'll give him heart failure.

Nice, more than nice. Definitely more than nice. How can you not know for sure?

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

How are those meetings with him going?

I don't know. I just don't. I don't feel very nice, but I'm not sure I feel naughty.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

He fries my brain right in front of me. Not surprisingly, it hurts.

I don't think you're naughty so don't worry. From what I heard, Santa seems like a nice enough guy so he'll bring you what you really want.

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Poor Ray. I don't think I'd like that, either. So it isn't helping? Or is it too soon to say? It's probably too soon.

I hope he does. That means he could figure it out.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I got my third session early next week so.. I dunno if it's working. I don't really see what I should be getting outta it.

'Cause you can't figure it out yourself?

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

It's too early to tell anything if you've only had two sessions. What do you want to get out of it?

Something like that.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

My gun.

Then I hope he brings you whatever he figures you want.

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

That's a very concrete goal.

Me too.

[locked from Kowalski]

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it is. Got plenty of those.

Hey, uh...y'know what I figure? Kowalski's not that bad a guy.

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Concrete goals are good. I seem to have lost track of mine recently. What are yours? Besides the gun, I mean.

I think you're right. What led to that?

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

CPD was one of the big ones and uh, doesn't matter what the others are until I reach 'em.

We had a conversation. Sounds pretty simple, huh?

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Let me know if there's anything I can do to help, okay?

Simple is usually effective.

I'm glad you two are talking.

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Yeah, 'course I will. And, hey if I can, y'know, help you figure out some of your goals then all you gotta do is ask, okay?

Not that effective in my experience.

Better than knocking eachother out, right?

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Well, I know what my goals used to be. Did I ever tell you about my dissertation?

Maybe you use a different type of simple than I do.

Or shooting each other.

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Yeah but I'd like to hear more.

I think you might be right.

Now that'd be a waste of bullets.

Re: [locked from Kowalski]

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

I don't know why I bother with a strikeout.

I'm supposed to be writing my dissertation, but I haven't been. For months now.

A waste of people I care about, too.