My badge looks pretty

[r_vecchio]

You are 74% Canuck!

Now that's what I'm talking about! You did good, you really, really did. I can call you my friend and not have to feel ashamed, and I thank you for that, really I do. Thank you, that is just really great!

How Canadian Are You?
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Only 74%??

I've been away from Mounties for way too long...

You're Totally Sarcastic

You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.

How Sarcastic Are You?

Baby bunny?!  You seen what you look like, lady?

Sharp tongue I like.

You Are 28% Happy

You're not miserable, but you could stand to be a lot happier. Focus on what's right in the world, and you'll be happier than you ever thought possible.

How Happy Are You?

That means I'm 72% Unhappy.
Don't know what to say.

Comments

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Well, what sort of food do you want?

...

Caribou?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I don't mind, I'm easy. Think they're are coming for the weekend actually, Kowalski might've mentioned it.

...

Kinda like a big moose.

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Thai? Vietnamese? We could go down to Chinatown.

I know what a caribou is! I just didn't know they were food!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Chinatown's good. Fraser can order in Mandarin for us.

Oh. Well, you kinda eat anything up there. I ate bugs. Not nice. Not nice at all.

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you went to Canada. Excuse me, went to Canada and ate bugs.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Hey! It was necessary. It's not like I would've chosen to eat them but...

And I been to Canada plenty of times. Blown up some psychos in white suits, crashed a plane...caught, or may have slightly killed, a murderer with my sling shot thingy, uh, oh, saved Fraser from dying. Yeah. Canada holds a lotta memories for me.

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

I hardly know where to begin.

Let me guess, Fraser was involved in all these events somehow. Besides the one where you saved him from dying, obviously.

Sling shot thingy?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

How did you guess?

It's always to do with Fraser. I blew up Fraser's cabin when the white suit guys came after us. I'd been blown up just recently and went all the way to Canada to help him find the killers of his dad...then a whole bunch of stuff relating to Fraser happened, I ended up in a sled. Enough said.

Uh, yeah, Fraser crashed the plane when the pilot/murderer bailed, Fraser made me eat bugs when we were stranded...and kinda starving. That's when I had to carry him 'cause he lost the use of his legs and was blind as a bat. So, yeah, I made this swingy thing with a stone tied on the end, swung it. It hit the cliff. Down came some kick ass rocks and they landed on the crim. Bingo. One dead guy.

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Remind me to never, ever get on a plane with Fraser. It always seems to end badly.

Your stories scare me sometimes. How far did you have to carry him?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't worry. I'm not in a hurry to go jumping in, on or out of any planes with him either. We'll remind each other.

They do? They always sound pretty normal to me now. A loooooooong way. Too long. Across the jungle, sort of. Well, valleys amd mountains, I guess. But I wasn't about to leave him there so, y'know, carry him. Nothing else I could've done.

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

I suppose it's sort of a post-Fraser normal. That isn't normal-normal, in case you were wondering. Walking way from plane crashes... not normal.

Although I'm very glad you did, you know.

And of course you had to carry him out. You're a good man, Ray.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Normal would've been us dying out there, right? Jeez, in that case, I'm kina glad I wasn't normal.

So am I, Ynez.

He got his legs and sight back in the end, so he had enough strength to get on the raft. 'Course then the waterfall came along and that- well, that just wasn't very pretty.

[ooc: sorry about that! Bob gets everywhere. I forgot to switch accounts! heh *facepalm*]

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

I am too, Ray. I'm very glad you weren't normal.

Waterfall?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Yeah, uh...we built a raft for us and the dead crim so we could float down the river. And I had it all under control, I really did until uh, waterfall. Couldn't really avoid it.

I don't care what people say. Falling down a waterfall is nothing like taking a power shower.

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Oh, Ray.

What am I going to do with you?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

*grin*

...I can think of a coupla things right now....

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

I'll just bet you can.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

...can you think of anything...?

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

...mmmmmaybe!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

*innocent face, special talent no.8*

...does it involve you, me and a shower...?

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Not really.

...until now...

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Shame.

...mine does...

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Buck up. You'll get over it.

Ray!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I'm not so sure.

...hmm?

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Give it time.

Maybe it need to be a cold shower!