After the first three eps, I'm exhausted from the laughter...

[r_vecchio]

Shirley Schmidt-Ho!!

You bumptious moron!

Hop away, horny toad.

Well, well, well, well, well, if you're a client, I'll get you off. If you're not, the offer's still good.

Welcome to Boston Legal.
Jeffrey. The gross man is fondling me.
It's the official firm greeting.

Oh God, no. No, no, no, I love dwarves. I actually was hoping you'd be one.

That was pretty much it. Breasts and a head.
How did you leave it?
I just left. I didn’t know what else to do. I just walked out.
Do you think it’s possible she could’ve followed you here?
I don’t think so…why?
Well…*looks down*
[insert ten minute laughter here]

Jeffrey’s cell phone ring tone!!!!!

Alan: I like the new girl, Claire.
Denny: Hmm. She called me gross. And fat. I think she’s attracted to me.
Alan: These are exciting times with Crane, Poole and Schmidt. New lawyers, the juiciest case in town, a dead judge. And to add to it all-
Denny: I’m being sued by a killer dwarf.

Ivan, you’re choking on your sixth wife. Have you ever thought about slowing down and chewing them up more carefully?

ALAN REPRESENTING SHIRLEY’S EX-HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!

*puts hand up* I’m a fan of ridiculous.

Alan: Don’t be so greedy, there’s enough fun to go round for everybody.
Shirley: I forbid you to represent this man.
Alan: Even better! 

Alan has THE best vocabulary in the world...

OMG, Judge Brian Hooper did it! Oh, how I love Jeffrey.

Denny is 72...?!

Shirley, you’re being retaliatory. It becomes you.

OMG!! SCOTT DID IT! He won’t let them look at his therapist records!

I’m under oath. It wasn’t his best work.

XD

A meeting? …would I have to talk?
You’re much more impressive when you don’t.

Alan wants Shirley? Does everyone want Shirley?? “I was almost there.” What’s that mean?! I almost believed you? Huh? Huh?!

I can’t love you anymore.

Aww, Shirley!

Ahaha! Does every ep finish with Alan and Denny on the balcony?

My God, Denny has the libido of a twenty year old.

Denny: Here’s to all shapes and sizes, my friend.
Alan: And to new and exciting adventures.
Denny: Except for Shirley.

O.M.G I didn’t think it was possible to love another show as much as due South. This is bad. This is very, very b-GOOD! Wheeee! *watches next ep*

WHO DID IT?!?!?!?!?!!? WHO KILLED HOOPER?!?!?!?!?!?!

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Hehehe, this weird high voice yelling "OBJECTION! MOVE TO STRIKE! OBJECTION!"

Oh man, I'm falling for BL so hard! You can just re-watch the eps over and over again and never get bored with it! Aww! But Alan and Shirley are so great together. Love Alan trying to get Denny's blessing, that's classic. And Denny's just sitting there with clothes pegs on his ears saying "Not Shirley, she's mine. ..Not Shirley...Not Shirley." XD

I didn't like them at the beginning. But now it's a nice little way to end a fab show. Quite clever, really. Plus, A+D OTP time!

Love the icon!!

[alan_shore]

AHAHAHAHA, that's great.

There's a season one ep with Alan and Shirley ("Tortured Souls") that's just...really friggin' awesome. The whole cast is phenomenal, though. Hahaaha, yes. And Alan clearly grasping at straws.

I love having them (it's when the best conversations are, usually), but sometimes I wish they'd break formula and do SOMETHING different at the end of the ep.

It's totally shareable. Credit aimless_glee.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

...I wonder if it's downloadable.

Alas! I've not seen any of season one yet. I think I've caught a couple of season 2 eps but I've only seen S3. Not the best way to get my Alan top-ups and get to know the show but I can't find any place to DL the previous seasons.

Yeah, I guess I haven't seen enough eps yet for the ending to become a tad monotonous. I guess it's hard to have any exciting cliff-hangers when it's just Alan and Denny talking to eachother. But you're right, they are great convos.

[alan_shore]

The ringtone? Probably not. I do have the theme song (as an mp3, not a ringtone) if you'd like me to upload.

Yeah, I can't really help you there. I never mastered the art of DLing.

It's not exciting cliffhangers I want so much as...some suspense as to how the ep will end. I mean, it wouldn't kill them to move the balcony scene earlier in the show once in a while so they can end with something else.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Oh cool! Yeah, please! :D

Heh, I've found a torrent for S1, but my laptop just seems to hate it. It won't beat me though! I'm Denny C- well, no, I'm not but I'll pretend I am.

Point. Maybe they just go with the "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" philosophy. So if fans haven't said anything about wanting to change it, perhaps they think it's still working like a charm.

[alan_shore]

This should be it.

Oh, most fans love the balcony scenes. As do I, but I also like it when shows shake things up.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

YAYAYAY!! Thank you!!! :D