Because I'm a sucker for punishment and these are kinda fun.

[r_vecchio]

The Police Report After Mana Murdered You by Fidget
Name:
Gender:	MaleFemale
Age:
Date of Death:	December 19, 2025
Cause of Death:	Drained of blood through two holes in the neck
Number of Open Wounds:	6,572
Witness:
What They Witnessed:
Mana's Suspected Motive:	Disgusted by your fashion sense
Mana's Alibi:	"I was practicing my singing, I couldn"t have."
Reward for Information Regarding This Murder:	$43,804
Username

Oh, come on! Jeez...

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Ironic.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Very. But look at the date.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Like I said. I'm patient.

(ooc: I choked on a pretzel because of the icon! XD )

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Like I said. Time doesn't wait. Let's just call the year up there an anomaly.

[ooc: lol, sorry! Shame Asher didn't choke on a pretzel.. wheezing!Talos would have been hilarious!]

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

If you insist.

(ooc: not sure why asher would be eating pretzels... He likes cheese-its!)

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Oh, I do.

[ooc: lol, aww. I honestly have no idea what Vecchio is doing or saying. He's out of control, I tell you! I might have to revert to caging him like the wild sexy animal that he is...]

[mental-mouse.livejournal.com]

Good looking lady. Sort of funny hat.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You should so go for it. Hey, you could tell me if the holes in the neck really do hurt as much as they say.

[mental-mouse.livejournal.com]

I could use an added budget of $43,804...

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Nah, you gotta wait till I'm dead to get that. Pretty sure I'm still alive at the moment.

[mental-mouse.livejournal.com]

Oh. Right. Sure. Yes, you are. There is that.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

And you call yourself a genius, doc?

[mental-mouse.livejournal.com]

Yes I do.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Oh... Hey how'd you get to call yourself one of those?

[mental-mouse.livejournal.com]

IQ test.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I could do one of those. Bet I'd get a good score too. They give you starter points for owning a bowling alley?