Tell me again why I do these things...

[r_vecchio]

Mmm, I am Lemon Flavoured. I am bitter and twisted. Expect from me acerbic humour and sharp commentary. While I may seem nasty at first, I'm actually quite good company if I like you, so long as you don't mind a bit of cutting to the chase. What Flavour Are You?

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I can imagine that quite clearly. Ever the submissive one, huh?

Then let's document it, buddy. We ever happen to bump into each other on the street one day, or find ourselves in a fishin' boat together, I'll make it my duty to confirm (or deny) the rumors of your ticklishness.

[alan_shore]

Quoth the meme, "The roles of a tomato are many and varied."

Things slow at the precinct? Waiting on a new batch of coffee?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Somehow I can't see you doing the shoving...

Yeah, you got it. Defense lawyers round here just don't have your expertise so all the perps are ending up in the slammer. Business is slow, so I got the time to document whatever I want.

[alan_shore]

Somehow, I don't imagine you ever will.

It's a date, then.