Hmm, quiz results

[r_vecchio]

What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
Name/NickName
Gender
Sexy Body Part Is	Your Nose
Special Talents Are	Showing off

You've got to be kidding me...

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

My turn to grin. Makes me wonder how you'd know that though.

[slim-steve.livejournal.com]

I'm a professional stalker.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Thought so. Hey, can I have my cocktail glasses back? Stel's been asking for them.

[slim-steve.livejournal.com]

No way. Finders keepers. Any item left unattended is understood as tacit approval that I can have it.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Stella's a lawyer, you know. She could have you up on charges in two seconds flat.

[slim-steve.livejournal.com]

I can buy a more expensive lawyer. I've got good connections.

I guess this means I can't borrow your TV for an undetermined amount of time?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what it means.

You can't buy talent, Carell. And Stella? The Best.

[slim-steve.livejournal.com]

I could buy Stella then.. for lawyer purposes, and nothing more, of course.

And actually, you can buy talent. I've seen it being sold on ebay. Gonna get me some as back-up in case my incredible talent ever fails me. You might want some too.. just a suggestion.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You do realise, genius, that that would mean Stel is both prosecuting and defending the case... which kinda guarantees she'd win and then we'd take back the TV and glasses anyway?

Link me?

[slim-steve.livejournal.com]

If it guarantees you would win, it also guarantees that I would win.. so it works for both of us really.

Totally Linked.. and I would like to point out that the link is 100% official. No really.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Not when Stel's on my side... ish.

That's... that's very clever, Carell.

[slim-steve.livejournal.com]

Oh, but I have quite a way with women. I'm sure I could get her on my good side. If not, large sums of money works most the time too.

Why thank you. If you ever want to buy any, just give me your money and I'll see it gets put in my pocket given to the right people.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

She'd eat you alive, I warn ya.

Thanks but I think I've got plenty to last me a lifetime.