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Gooddddd, babies need an internal clock so they can keep quiet after 7pm. I know she's only two months old but "cute" stopped being an excuse for dirty diapers and screaming all night about one month, three weeks and a couple days ago. I need to get outta here.


Completely unrelated but:

You Could Be a Vampire... If You Had To

Like most people, the thought of being a vampire has crossed your mind. But you're not sure if you'd do it, even if you could. Living forever doesn't sound half bad, if you could live forever with the people you love the most. But do vampires even love? And would the vampire version of you even be you? It's all too much to contemplate. Luckily, the chances of you ever becoming a vampire are astronomically low. What you would like best about being a vampire: Living forever What you would like least about being a vampire: Blood stained teeth

Could You Be a Vampire?

I needed to look like I was doing something important on the laptop so Maria didn't ask me to burp little Rosa-Maria. Yep, she named her after my Ma. Sort of. To tell the truth, she's a bit creepy and gives me looks like only a mother could. Coming from something that's technically 0 years old, it's pretty disconcerting.