I'm glad I found this before Welsh did

Warn me about the dangers of talking to Shawn the next time one of you sees me reply to him...

This turned up on my desk. Because I so badly wanted a slutty care bear that I could actually cuddle in real life.....

It's pink. And has the happy, holy condom on its belly. Still unused. Like so:






The bear looks almost as happy as its friend. Maybe it's just got some with another tramp bear.

I guess thank you is what I'm supposed to say, but who knows what's appropriate and what's not when someone has given you a pink bear with a condom on its stomach? But thank you nonetheless. I can safely say no-one's ever given me one of these before.

Bet you all want one now. Hands off, this one is mine.


[ooc: Thank you to Ro, Shawn!mun, again! Ray loves it really and truly! :D He just won't admit to it yet]

ooc: Gimme Trump or Sugar, I don't mind which

Hola, people. I'm gonna try and take a break from Ray for a little while. Not for that long but he really needs it and I need to spend time getting Joey back into game in TR. Acting classes are calling him home!! \o/ Dramatic readings of childrens books are a must, me thinks. The bookshelf has given him enough of them for the whole class already! For those of you not in TR, then.......ignore the Joey-talk :P

Anyway, if I don't let Ray run off to wherever it is he goes in my head to hide, then he's going to drive me insane. FER REELZ! He'll be back at some point, probably a lot sooner than I hope, so he'll just be quiet and afk IC, rather than me shipping him off to Miami or California for some made-up IG reason. So yeah, he's silent and I get some peace, win win! But I'm not ignoring anyone. He probably is but I love enough for the both of us!

Re: Ren's birthday - that might have to be bendy-timed - just to make sure it's known that if/when he misses it, that's me and not him and is just bad timing. Re: Everyone else. Um...nothing! I just like saying "Re:" because it makes me feel like I work for Donald Trump :D

P.S. This is not an April...uh, June Fool! But fic may or may not be written while he's away anyway.

You all still get the ♥ at the end though.

♥