I'm glad I found this before Welsh did
Warn me about the dangers of talking to Shawn the next time one of you sees me reply to him...
This turned up on my desk. Because I so badly wanted a slutty care bear that I could actually cuddle in real life.....
It's pink. And has the happy, holy condom on its belly. Still unused. Like so:

The bear looks almost as happy as its friend. Maybe it's just got some with another tramp bear.
I guess thank you is what I'm supposed to say, but who knows what's appropriate and what's not when someone has given you a pink bear with a condom on its stomach? But thank you nonetheless. I can safely say no-one's ever given me one of these before.
Bet you all want one now. Hands off, this one is mine.
[ooc: Thank you to Ro, Shawn!mun, again! Ray loves it really and truly! :D He just won't admit to ityet]
This turned up on my desk. Because I so badly wanted a slutty care bear that I could actually cuddle in real life.....
It's pink. And has the happy, holy condom on its belly. Still unused. Like so:

The bear looks almost as happy as its friend. Maybe it's just got some with another tramp bear.
I guess thank you is what I'm supposed to say, but who knows what's appropriate and what's not when someone has given you a pink bear with a condom on its stomach? But thank you nonetheless. I can safely say no-one's ever given me one of these before.
Bet you all want one now. Hands off, this one is mine.
[ooc: Thank you to Ro, Shawn!mun, again! Ray loves it really and truly! :D He just won't admit to it