HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Kowalski!

This was about the most Ray had laughed in the past fornight. A quick, quiet snicker as he kicked back at his desk and hooked his ankles. Overtime sucked, especially when it meant he was missing out on dinner but he'd agreed to it just this once, and if it kept Welsh happy, the big wide world of policing was okay for now.

The delivery truck would have dropped off Kowalski's birthday present at his apartment about an hour ago and Ray was amusing himself with images of his partner's face when it was finally unwrapped. (A face that would look even more hilarious than it had when Kowalsk found a pair of fake vampire fangs in his coffee at work this morning.) Ray prided himself in having excellent taste when it came to furnishing a room, and whilst this couldn't exactly be said to be chic, it wasn't exactly tacky either. Oh no, the "Argument Chair" was perfect. Ray couldn't have found a better present had he looked for a hundred years. It was like the new generation of a Naughty Step, only red and made of boxing gloves. It screamed Kowalski, in Ray's eyes, and could only come from him. And it'd paint a pretty picture sat beside that big seahorse aquarium they insisted on keeping. The only thing Ray regretted was that he hadn't slipped one of the delivery guys a hundred to film Kowalski's expression. Maybe he could ask Fraser to draw it for him tomorrow. Now that was something to laugh about.


[ooc: It's a little early, I know, but I'm not sure if I'll have internet access after tonight so I went safe, rather than sorry. :D I apologise on behalf of Ray! That thing is cool (though kinda hideous, hehe) but he insisted on getting it for his partner XD To give Kowalski a place to get his agression out? I don't know XD Also? It has WHEELS! Great for boxing glove chair sex! Just ask Fraser, I'm sure he'll agree.... Anywhoo, Happy Birthday, Kowalski! :D]

ooc: I can haz bodyguard nao? :D

Free tickets to see Drillbit Taylor!! 

Hurrah, I hear you say! Bribing Mounties, dreams of running away to Canada, army men, Owen WIlson's wonky nose, matching t-shirts and homeless people - could it get any better?!

Ummm....yes, actually XD But it was a pretty good film! Its reputation seems to precede it and that reputation is kinda shocking. But trust me! It's harmless and I'm fairly certain I like, nearly snorted in at least three places! Yay?! XD Go see it, uh, if you get free tickets. If not, then um, see something else instead, hehehehe.

Also? I missed Blade: The Series yesterday :(

To make up for it, I am watching Bionic Woman. Why?! I can't take it seriously with Michelle Ryan in the lead role. It's just...I keep expecting Kat or Mo Slater to pop up and ruin it all XD "YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!" *oh so dramatic Eastenders beat* "YES I AM!" Oh, the dramah lamah! But meh, I like naff TV anyway so yay for Bionic Woman! And yay for Sarah! She has the best lines XD "....Not that I can actually feel anything but I can intellectually feel that that's pretty dramatic." *flounces off* XDXDXD Oh, BSG, how I wish I watched you.

*sads* And now Katee's crying! But hey, least she has nice fingernails...

OMG, now she's evil again. Wow. "I killed mine. Oops. It sucks. But there's a silver lining." XD Her hair's better when she's evil... I love her XD She's like a robotic barbie doll!