Well, maybe not originally. You can name a kid Cheese nowadays and no-one bats an eyelid.
If you ever come by one of those is that what you plan to name it? Cheese?
Cheese Vecchio? Hell no, I can do better than that. I think they're meant to be named after fruit these days.
Maybe Cheese is the next trend. You'd be ahead of the curve.
One of Maria's kid's got a friend called Brie. I think it's short for Brianna though.
Tame, even if it wasn't short for that. If you're gonna go that way, then you gotta go all in, like... Limburger or Gorgonzola. Parmigiano-Reggiano seems a bit cliche for an Italian.
And mean. They gotta learn how to write it some day, remember. And Limburger's just asking to have a stinky kid. What about Stilton? That's not bad, 'cept with a name like that he sounds like he's grown up in Bel Air.
No. Your imaginary kid's name is Parmigiano-Reggiano Stra Vecchio, end of discussion. So what if it can't manage to spell it till it's fifteen. Totally worth it.
And when they're fifteen I'll make sure they know their Uncle Asher named them.
Edited 2009-03-29 20:23 (UTC)
God, you want my imaginary kid to get beat up in the school yard, don't you?
There's always home schooling.
Beat up in the school yard, or friendless and lonely. Hmm, which one do I pick? Which one do I pick...
Get a dog too. That'll cover the friend thing.
And get fur all over my house? Are you a sadist? I don't want my kid growing up with a slobbering beast on four legs as their best friend and risk stunting their, y'know their...social skills and stuff. ...Did you grow up with animals as friends?
Why? You notice a problem with my social skills and stuff?
Your social skills are fine. Did you grow up with a slobbering beast on four legs as your best friend?
My sister would rip your tongue out if she heard you say that.
Oh. I forgot about her. I guess if you didn't, you kinda do now.
This coming from the hamster whisperer.
Peter's not my best friend. And neither he nor Fraser slobber. Least not in public, anyway.
Just in private, then?
Well, Peter doesn't. I can't speak for Fraser though. His daughter kind of does so maybe it runs in the family.
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