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[r_vecchio]

from islandsinmotion 

Smart, adaptable, you're able to insinuate yourself into any setting and act like you were born there. Sure, sincerity and honesty aren't your strong points, but you can fake them if the need arises. You might feel a little hollow inside, but with so many friends, who cares?
What's your malfunction?

*mun doesnt allow Ray to say anything*

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Thanks. It comes in pretty useful whilst I lead my double-life as one of America's top criminals. Oops, shouldn't have said that. *grin*

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Oh, hey! Now I can blackmail you!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Hearsay, my friend. No-one's gonna believe that you heard Detective Vecchio confess to a life of crime... you'd need evidence.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Evidence, schmevidence. I'll just make up something so believable, they'll have to, er, believe me.

BTW, rumor has it it's your birthday.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Yeah, like to hear what you come up with.

*smiles* Rumors are a dangerous thing.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I bet you would, so you could come up with your own lies to counteract mine.

*grins* I know what you mean. There's a rumor that I'm wishing you a happy birthday, too. Madness.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Nah, I have faith, Will. Think I'm a better liar than you are. Least I kinda hope I am.

*laughs* Y'know what's madness? The rumor that's goin' round saying "Ray Vecchio's thanking Will Porter." As if that'd ever happen...

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*grumbles* I need to work on my lying.

Aw, man, how the hell do these things get started?? I heard somewhere Will wants to know what Ray'd like for his birthday. I wonder how long we can keep this up.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You could take lessons. I'd offer to teach you but I don't want my students blackmailing me later with their newly acquired uh, skill.

*shrugs* Elves working at the rumor mill? Y'know what some perp told me yesterday? That Will doesn't havta worry about a present since Ray has his health and his youth an- wait, no, it didn't go like that. She said Will has taste so he can get whatever he likes! *grins* I can keep this up all night long, buddy.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

But I'd call you sensei and everything...

Will's thinking something in a gaming system so Ray can hold onto his youthful outlook. That's what I heard at the hair salon, anyway. I bet that's not the first time you've said that.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Sensei..? Not really helping your case any.

Ray's not thinking anymore since he's too excited about what Will's thinking. Youthful outlook sounds inspiring. And I heard that uh...from uh, a different perp. Heh, you were at a hair salon. *laughs* To a guy? Yeah.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Damn it.

Some guy at the post office said a PS3 can be delivered by tomorrow. *grins* Yes, I was. You think my hair is this fabulous on its own? Wow! I feel special.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Did the same guy tell you Ray's real grateful and that he's sayin' thank you to show it? Seriously, Will, that's great, thanks, pal. But if I become addicted to it I'm holding you responsible. *raises eyebrows* Uh, fabulous...oh yeah *nodding* must take an army. *snort* Won't be happening again then.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

You're welcome, buddy. I figure it'll keep you out of trouble. And, yes, it does take an army to make my hair this stunning. To the untrained eye it looks like I just roll out of bed and go about my day, but each hair is strategically placed for full effect. *laughs* Damn.