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[r_vecchio]

from islandsinmotion 

Smart, adaptable, you're able to insinuate yourself into any setting and act like you were born there. Sure, sincerity and honesty aren't your strong points, but you can fake them if the need arises. You might feel a little hollow inside, but with so many friends, who cares?
What's your malfunction?

*mun doesnt allow Ray to say anything*

Comments

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

*reads ID*

Are you the Queen, Ray?

[lost-spiritus.livejournal.com]

I got the same as you Ray, but, my god, you seen the answers to the others?

This one...this made me die, it's the last line. I reminds me of something Snake would come out with and Oh, Snake, Yes. He told me to tell you Hi when I saw you next.

So yeah, Whorebot *dies laughing*

(http://www.lineoutrecords.com/malfunction)
With a range of specially shaped attachments, you are machine exclusively created for The Sexing. Other creatures may fuss and fight, but you just want to hump all night. Make sure you rinse that nozzle after use!
What's your malfunction? (http://www.lineoutrecords.com/malfunction)

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Your blood type varies? That's a hell of a skill.

I'm Ynez's friend!

[kara-marie.livejournal.com]

Hullo!

I'm Kara! We met at that party and you were quite rude to me. I hope you remember!!! Anyway, I noticed you and Ynez got a little bit stroppy with each other and I wanted to say that I totally KNOW Ynez can be, well, YOU KNOW, a bit preachy and high strung and definitely she's HIGH MAINTAN... I can never spell that right... Hee! BUT, you're pretty cranky and irritable and RUDE so I think you're a really CUTE couple and you should just maybe apologise to Ynez, just use a lame apology like: I'm sorry to have hurt you... you know that apology where you're not REALLY apologising for anything but if you look sincere enough everyone is like:

Well, okay. I love you, Ray, and want to have your babies except I'm too old and probably hit menopause soon, anyway!!! Kissy, Kissy! [Rest is censored because GROSS].

So, what I'm saying is I think you should make LOTS of effort and send Ynez some flowers and stuff coz she really is a very kind hearted person and I don't think you'd find someone with more kindness and sincerity and honestly when it all seems too much try NYQUIL it's legal and it totally keeps relationships together!

When MY boyfriend annoys ME I'm like... I have a cold let me take some Nyquil and I take a double dose and pass out and he can't annoy me ANYMORE!

You can borrow that if you like.

...I've also decided to be your friend, btw.