r_vecchio: (rayv b/w)
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Chameleon Unit
Smart, adaptable, you're able to insinuate yourself into any setting and act like you were born there. Sure, sincerity and honesty aren't your strong points, but you can fake them if the need arises. You might feel a little hollow inside, but with so many friends, who cares?
What's your malfunction?

*mun doesnt allow Ray to say anything*

Date: 2007-01-07 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com
*reads ID*

Are you the Queen, Ray?

Date: 2007-01-07 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
No! I'm not the Queen, I'm not a queen, I'm a guy. Just a regular guy... *looks around suspiciously*

Date: 2007-01-07 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com
Oh, good. That could have got very confusing, and potentially quite embarassing if you were...

Date: 2007-01-07 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
Do I look like the Queen to you, Turnbull??

No confusion here. No emb....wait, why would it have been emarrassing?

Date: 2007-01-07 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com
I suppose not. But if you're a master of disguse, you wouldn't look like the Queen.

I don't really want to start fainting every time I see you, Ray.

Date: 2007-01-07 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
*more suspicious eye movement* Yeah, that's true. *slowly* I wouldn't look like the Queen...

People might start asking questions if you did, Ren.

[ooc: Ahahahahaha! Ray so tempted to tell Ren he IS the Queen to see what happens!!]

Date: 2007-01-07 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com
Oh. I... Well. *starts complusively straightening his uniform*

Questions like "is he unwell?" you mean?

(ooc: *giggles*)

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Date: 2007-01-07 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lost-spiritus.livejournal.com
I got the same as you Ray, but, my god, you seen the answers to the others?

This one...this made me die, it's the last line. I reminds me of something Snake would come out with and Oh, Snake, Yes. He told me to tell you Hi when I saw you next.

So yeah, Whorebot *dies laughing*

Image (http://www.lineoutrecords.com/malfunction)
With a range of specially shaped attachments, you are machine exclusively created for The Sexing. Other creatures may fuss and fight, but you just want to hump all night. Make sure you rinse that nozzle after use!
What's your malfunction? (http://www.lineoutrecords.com/malfunction)

Date: 2007-01-07 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
Heh. You even got a rhyme.

*confused* Uh, okay... tell him Hi from me too?

Date: 2007-01-07 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lost-spiritus.livejournal.com
I was telling him how you tease me about...you know who.

Says he knows you. Snake I mean.

Date: 2007-01-07 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
I do not tease! I...nudge, that's all.

Yeah, I know him. Good guy.

Date: 2007-01-07 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lost-spiritus.livejournal.com
That what you tell yourself?

Date: 2007-01-07 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
About him being a good guy?

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Date: 2007-01-07 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com
Your blood type varies? That's a hell of a skill.

Date: 2007-01-07 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
Thanks. It comes in pretty useful whilst I lead my double-life as one of America's top criminals. Oops, shouldn't have said that. *grin*

Date: 2007-01-07 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com
Oh, hey! Now I can blackmail you!

Date: 2007-01-07 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
Hearsay, my friend. No-one's gonna believe that you heard Detective Vecchio confess to a life of crime... you'd need evidence.

Date: 2007-01-07 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com
Evidence, schmevidence. I'll just make up something so believable, they'll have to, er, believe me.

BTW, rumor has it it's your birthday.

Date: 2007-01-07 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
Yeah, like to hear what you come up with.

*smiles* Rumors are a dangerous thing.

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I'm Ynez's friend!

Date: 2007-01-11 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kara-marie.livejournal.com

Hullo!

I'm Kara! We met at that party and you were quite rude to me. I hope you remember!!! Anyway, I noticed you and Ynez got a little bit stroppy with each other and I wanted to say that I totally KNOW Ynez can be, well, YOU KNOW, a bit preachy and high strung and definitely she's HIGH MAINTAN... I can never spell that right... Hee! BUT, you're pretty cranky and irritable and RUDE so I think you're a really CUTE couple and you should just maybe apologise to Ynez, just use a lame apology like: I'm sorry to have hurt you... you know that apology where you're not REALLY apologising for anything but if you look sincere enough everyone is like:

Well, okay. I love you, Ray, and want to have your babies except I'm too old and probably hit menopause soon, anyway!!! Kissy, Kissy! [Rest is censored because GROSS].

So, what I'm saying is I think you should make LOTS of effort and send Ynez some flowers and stuff coz she really is a very kind hearted person and I don't think you'd find someone with more kindness and sincerity and honestly when it all seems too much try NYQUIL it's legal and it totally keeps relationships together!

When MY boyfriend annoys ME I'm like... I have a cold let me take some Nyquil and I take a double dose and pass out and he can't annoy me ANYMORE!

You can borrow that if you like.

...I've also decided to be your friend, btw.

Re: I'm Ynez's friend!

Date: 2007-01-11 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
Yeah, hard to forget someone like you, Kara.

Uh, thanks for your concern. Much appreciated, really. You're kinda observant, I guess, so I'll definitely think about what you said. And me and Ynez, we're just having...communication problems at the moment.

Hold the Nyquil for the time being, don't think it's that bad yet.

...I'm honored. Ditto.

Re: I'm Ynez's friend!

Date: 2007-01-12 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kara-marie.livejournal.com

Communication problems is like a euphemism for... she's pissing me off!

Re: I'm Ynez's friend!

Date: 2007-01-12 11:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
Is it?

So what's the euphemism for...communication problems?

Re: I'm Ynez's friend!

Date: 2007-01-12 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kara-marie.livejournal.com

No one REALLY has communications problems.

So. Ray. As a man - pearls or diamonds?

Re: I'm Ynez's friend!

Date: 2007-01-12 11:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
Do they not? What d'you call 'em then?

Uh, pearls. Why?

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