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Smart, adaptable, you're able to insinuate yourself into any setting and act like you were born there. Sure, sincerity and honesty aren't your strong points, but you can fake them if the need arises. You might feel a little hollow inside, but with so many friends, who cares?
What's your malfunction?

*mun doesnt allow Ray to say anything*

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I got the same as you Ray, but, my god, you seen the answers to the others?

This one...this made me die, it's the last line. I reminds me of something Snake would come out with and Oh, Snake, Yes. He told me to tell you Hi when I saw you next.

So yeah, Whorebot *dies laughing*

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Heh. You even got a rhyme.

*confused* Uh, okay... tell him Hi from me too?

I was telling him how you tease me about...you know who.

Says he knows you. Snake I mean.

I do not tease! I...nudge, that's all.

Yeah, I know him. Good guy.

That what you tell yourself?

About him being a good guy?

No, that you're just nudging me.

Sometimes I used to nudge you, yeah. That's all I could do. But I'm done with that, Mac. I figure you woulda done something by now if you really wanted to.

*looks down* I...I haven't seen him, so...I couldn't if I wanted to.

Have you rung him up? Written to him? Emailed him? Come on, Mac. If you wanna see if he likes you too you gotta make the first move. You wait for him to do it, you'll probably be waiting a long while. Both of you are too damn nervous for your own good, y'know that?

*looks up* Has he said anything to you?

Haven't spoken to him in a while, sorry Mac. I been kinda busy with uh, work. Gets kinda busy over Christmas.

I got him a Christmas present, he seemed to like it. I...Ray after...things have...it's different.

Well, that's a start. After what?

*face turns very red, her mind wonders to a certain dream*

God, Ray, I hardly know the guy and...and I...I can't tell you cause you'd just laugh.

Unless it's absolutely side-splitting uh, side-splittingly hilarious, I'd definitely try not to..?

Promise?

Promise.

And you promise you wont tell anyone either.

I promise, Mac. You're makin' it sound huge.

*goes up and whispers into his ear about her dream, her face turning very very red*

*eyebrows rise* Oh.

Okay. Well...uh, hmm. That's a tricky one.

*epiphany*

Hey, but it's just a dream, Mac, they don't mean anything. I've dreamt about Dief being human and Kowalski as a woman, doesn't means it's true now, right? Granted, they weren't uh...those sorts of dreams but uh, yeah, don't worry about it. Everybody has 'em.

And when I have to come face to face with him next all I am going to be able to think of is those dreams.

Uh...*thinks about Kowalski being a woman, winces*

Yeah, okay, point. Maybe you just make sure you've got all your aggression and frustration out on that little punchbag I gave ya so when you see him, you'll be fine?

I don't know Ray, I have few friends as it is.