I Am A Human Magic 8 Ball. Come Shake Me People

[r_vecchio]

1 question...
1 chance...
1 honest answer...

That's all you get. Ask me one question. Any one question, anything, no matter how crazy it is. An honest answer. No catch.

Well, okay, there's just one. All comments will be screened so your question stays private between you and me, and only you will get to see my answer to your question. But I dare you to repost this and see what people ask you.  

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I'm trying, woman!

(Soooo don't apologise! I'm sure he meant to write the word "Ren" in there as a reason too but whoops? He kinda forgot...*cough*)

[snoopypez.livejournal.com]

Try harder.

(Threesome! ;D)

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

...a little longer might be nice.

[ooc: Gotcha. *salutes*]

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Wanna gimme some pointers here?

(*snigger*)

[snoopypez.livejournal.com]

Pointers: yeah, comment to him and say "You. Me. Name the place. BE THERE. We will have sex."

Tada! Easy as pie.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Over the internet? ...okay, alright, I can do that. What sorta response should I uh, should I expect?

[snoopypez.livejournal.com]

It's hard to reply to comments when they are screened. ;P

Let's see, knowing Asher, expect some dodging the issue and weird remarks as per usual. BUT DON'T GIVE UP. Insist on the sex! No more coy beating around the bush!

SEX WITH ASHER MUST BE HAD.

(ahem.)

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Sorry! People reading this? Pretend it's screened!!

So you're saying be direct? That's the only way to get through all the bad hair and thick skull of his?

Okay. How 'bout this...

"Asher... *suave toss of head* Come here, you...man. Vampire. *wince* Sorry. And do *suave toss of head* ...things to me!"

Impressive, huh?

[snoopypez.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah, brilliant. Did you miss where I said to say "HAVE SEX WITH ME NOW"? Liiittle more direct than your way.


_{jkfjjflkdjf hilarity. XD}

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Ohh, okay. Lemme try again.

"Asher. With. Sex. Now. Here. I mean. Me. With. Sex. Here. Uh...Have. Now. ...Want?"

He gets me all tongue-tied so I sound like a needy caveman... *sigh*

How about:

"Ash. We're having sex right now whether you like it or not. But I guarantee, you will love it. No discussion, no argument, no evasion. No clothes. *grin* Let's get this party started."

[snoopypez.livejournal.com]

THERE you go! The second one, not the caveman one, I mean. Perfect! :D Now get on that. It has to happen.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Right now?

[snoopypez.livejournal.com]

Why not? :D

[fraser-rcmp.livejournal.com]

Very well.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Of course.

P.S. Ohhh, believe me, Asher, I listened.

[ooc: XD He made Ray think!]

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Interesting...

P.S.: I'll believe it when I see it. Feel free to interpret 'it' however you'd like.

[ooc: and he's very, very proud of himself because of it :D]

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Does that buy me long enough to figure out what 'this' is?

[fraser-rcmp.livejournal.com]

I can't tell you that.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Which part of those two words particularly tickled your interest?

P.S. Feel free to handle it however you'd like once you have it in your hands too.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Maybe I already know.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Both in a general sort of capacity.

P.S.: Will do.

[fraser-rcmp.livejournal.com]

I see.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm glad one of us does. Would you mind making this a little less cryptic, Benny, I've had a long day.

[fraser-rcmp.livejournal.com]

I'm not being cryptic. I'm being passive.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Fine. Would you mind being a little less passive, Benny, I've had a long day.