I Am A Human Magic 8 Ball. Come Shake Me People

[r_vecchio]

1 question...
1 chance...
1 honest answer...

That's all you get. Ask me one question. Any one question, anything, no matter how crazy it is. An honest answer. No catch.

Well, okay, there's just one. All comments will be screened so your question stays private between you and me, and only you will get to see my answer to your question. But I dare you to repost this and see what people ask you.  

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Present tense, then?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

No. No, I don't want to be him anymore. Besides, I'm a Vecchio, right? We don't do bad hair.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

You don't do hair. Period.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I like to keep it short!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Nonexistent, you mean?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Short! ...er than most people.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Yeah, yeah.

...okay, so why?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Why don't I wanna be him or why did your presence make it easier?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Why'd you want to be in the first place?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Vegas was good, the limo was good, the suits and the house was good but undercover work makes you realise pretty damn quick what you miss. It's lonely, I knew there was some guy who had my own life, why wouldn't I wanna swap back with him? And when Stella and me hit the rocks and Kowalski was off being all...y'know, happy with Fraser...I turned a little green around the edges.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Fair enough.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Not the juicy story you were hoping for.

[ooc: He lies! Hell is waiting for him in a handbasket!]

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

No. But something tells me the memes honesty rule only held true till you hit 'post' on your very first comment. It's all downhill from there...

[ooc: bad, Ray! no sex for you!]

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Least you know I listened, then.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

So much for the love, huh?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

That was in your meme. I mighta been telling the truth then.

[ooc: Huh? Ray seems to know what he's talking about but I don't...]

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

I'll keep hold of my skepticism if it's all the same, thanks.

[ooc: I think it's a special soulmate-bondy thing. *shrugs*]

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Came from the heart, pal.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, there too.